craig

first and foremost - props to kellyN for fixing up my page. i wouldn't have the slightest clue how to do any of this shit.ok, i'm definitely finding out that myspace is much more sophisticated than friendster. it might be TOO sophisticated for my ass - we'll see. about me ?? i'm a simple guy. sometimes too simple i've been told. i like sports. i'm not very punctual. i hate monday mornings. i like to play golf. i suck at golf. i love my family. i have dinner with my grandparents every monday night. i sleep with a security blanket. i can be a neat freak. i hate clutter. HATE clutter. not sure if i hate clutter or monday mornings more ?? i have to have my checkbook balanced at all times. i have a cosmetology license. i once fucked up my sister's hair so badly - she looked like a japanese carol brady. people think it's weird that i'm good friends with all my ex's. i know alot of the dance steps from the new kids on the block videos. i'm a big movie critic. i hate reality tv. kobe tai once told me i was cute and gave me a kiss. i like to gamble - not so much for the $ but for the action. i'll bet someone a dollar on which elevator door will open first. i prefer burger king over mcdonalds. i enjoy coke slurpees. i'm a very trusting person.....until you give me a reason not to be. i have won my share of no-limit hold em tournaments. i'm a very optimistic person. i don't like to dwell on the negative. i think maggie seaver is the hottest tv mom of all-time. i've been told i look like brad pitt. i just lied about being told i look like brad pitt. i've worn classic k-swiss ever since junior high. i believe in karma. i'm very anal about clean nostrils - it takes me 2 minutes to blow my nose. advice from me to you: if you're ever walking home from high school orientation and get approached by two thugs who get out from a car and ask if you have "change for bus fare"... do not...i repeat...DO NOT...dig in your pocket and say "sorry, all i got is a twenty"!! i'm a twin. one of my tattoos is upside down (kinda). i cut my own hair. i don't know shit about computers. i'm not a video game junkie. muhammad ali is the greatest of all-time. the most i ever gave a homeless person on the street was $10. the most points i ever scored in a basketball game was 29. in little league baseball, i got hit in the back by a pitch and started crying at home plate - my dad had to drag me to first base. i wish i was lying about that. i used to be in love with my kindergarten teacher. no, my kindergarten teacher was not a male. overall, i think i'm a good guy (at least, that's what my grandma tells me).