Hmm I Wonder!! |
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much?MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lipsThe American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...If... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:25:00 PST |
Fireman |
He Stares in the Face of DeathWithout a Second Thoughtto Save That One Special LifeThat He So Bravely SoughtHe Has Walked as Close to"Hell on Earth"as Any Man Could Doand He's So Proud of the Job He D... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:43:00 PST |
First Time |
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)It's your first time. As you lie back yourmuscles tighten. You put himoff for a while searching for an excuse, but herefuses to be swayed as heapproaches you. H... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:50:00 PST |
Jokes |
adults only.......Here are some Adult oriented jokesQ.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat ablowjob.Q... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:03:00 PST |
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD THIS WILL MAKE YOU |
Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less than a year ago. TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~*~ Ther... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST |
When a guy says he misses you |
Guy Facts:When a guy calls uhe wants to be with youWhen a guy is quiet,He's listening to you...When a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrongWhen a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,he means... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:21:00 PST |
A Statement @ A Football Game |
> This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football> game at Roane County High School, Kingston, Tennessee, by school> Principal, Jody McLoud.>> "It has always been t... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:00:00 PST |
To every girl |
-To every girl that DOES listen to her heart.-To every girl that is herself no matter what.-To every girl that dresses cute not skanky-To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot.-To every ... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:25:00 PST |
32 Things guys should know about girls |
32 THiNGS GUYS SH0ULD KN0W AB0UT GiRLS
(Written by a guy. After years of experience.)
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don... Posted by He is leaving on June 10th on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 05:37:00 PST |