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About Me

Hello. The name is Josh Thomas, but everyone is calling me Booth for some reason or another. I deal with it though, because I was raised on the streets. H-core street punk, I know. Not really, but I killed my share of space bags; and that's on the real. It's not my fault that misery at someone elses expense is hilarious, now is it? I'm not talking about baby kicking misery now, if I was, you would notice a certain sense of joy and an excessive amount of exclamation points. Reason being, babies fly far when propelled by feet or foot shaped appendages. They make the funniest little noise ever. I have 8 brothers and sisters, not 8 of each, my mom likes sex it would seem, just not that much. I have 5 sisters and 3 brothers. If you are attempting to date one of the sisters, I hope you have medical and/or dental coverage. You are entering a world of pain when and if this is to occur. They make up a portion of my world and my world is not one to be trifled with. The brothers though...ladies, break their hearts, it'll just make them more attractive to you in the long run. Who doesn't love a hopeless romantic? The nazis, that's who, fascist bastards. If you haven't noticed by now, I have a cynical grasp of how to write and am just conceited enough to pen something that is just slightly over the head of those less fortunate, intellectually at least. There's more about me, but I'm basically an open book with my heart on its sleeve, so ask away or buy me a bottle and get ready for some entertainment, because you sure look like I need a drink.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The bizzaro version of myself.

My Blog

dear everyone,

sorry for not being the most consistant person of late.  i do enjoy most of your company, there are a couple of you i wouldnt mind dick kicking, but thats another matter.  i have just been h...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:49:00 GMT

From the annals of Booth, am/pm version

thursday.  june 5th.  5:00a.m.:I knew as soon as he opened the door and the buzzer went off, this guy was trouble.  Mother fuckin' T-R-O-U-B-L-E.  A shock of peppered hair protrude...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:05:00 GMT

just felt like putting proverbial pen to proverbial paper

Things kept going on more or less as they always had.  The garbage man still came on Tuedays, much to the chagrin of those with the day off. The garbage truck always seemed l...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:14:00 GMT

my pointsincase.com posts

"I fear the homeless. Don't ask me why, but I think it has something to do with the fact they can use anything. Like, let's say that I toss out this empty 40oz, Mr. Hobo can come along and say, 'Hey, ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:31:00 GMT

Why waking up early aint always a bad thing

Well, I've been up since 5am and I feel great actually.  It could have something to do with the fact that I went to bed at like 10:30, but let's not argue semantics.  It was the same early m...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:27:00 GMT

most recent post on craigslist.com regarding recent layoffs...yeah, booze laden. suck my dick.

REGARDING A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO IS THINKING THAT THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH LAMBASTING MY FRIENDS VIA WEBSITE RANTS...DIE BOB, DIE.Hey, do you get it, you laid off, never laid excuse for a director of any...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 23:08:00 GMT

untitled, chapter 1

"And time.  Pencils down, class.  No more writing.  That means you too Mr. Cavanaugh.  Maybe someone should have spent a little more time studying and not so much time trolling for...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:06:00 GMT

Thursday morning awkwardness via spammed message from Brian, aka, Father to Be.

The following is a comment that I sent to my friend Brian, based on what happened to me this morning, before 8:00am.  The following events are true and COULD NOT be scripted better, even if writt...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:56:00 GMT

Inner havoc leads to reminiscence, or so it may seem

If self-destruction were an artform, it would be safe to assume I would be among the foremost minds dealing with said subject.  I came to this conclusion while laying awake last night and thinkin...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:35:00 GMT

listen, if but this once

I know just who I amOn this side of the line is just where I standCut your shit and hold the glass to your lipsKnowledge is nothing if you do nothing with itYour ignorance is blinded by your stupidity...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:44:00 GMT