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About Me



Now there's no reason to lie, I've had a lot of lovers
In my reality its impossible to avoid it
But theres one reason for life gotta provide some supper
Gonna build a family just to watch some one destroy it
Do you really think you really wana get to know me better
Don't you see the drama
Don't you feel the pressure
Don't get me wrong it would be my pleasure
To sing a song that could remove your shoes and your sweater
Bartender let me get a shot of Beam
Cause this girl over here is trying to get me out my jeans
And she doesn't seem to believe i'm just another thief
Came to take a piece and make you stutter when you breathe

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You can totally see Kristin and I dancing. Front row motha fuckaaaa.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Oh, I met him.

Music:

Rancid, Unknown Hinson, Fugazi, Gorilla Biscuits, Dashboard Confessional, Primus, Garbage, Static-X, Appleseed Cast, The Casualities, Sublime, Taylor Swift, The Unseen, Dierks Bentley, Echo and the Bunnymen, Carrie Underwood, Agnostic Front, The Pixies Colbie Caillat, Dethklok, Beck, Daft Punk, Black Flag, Suicidal Tendencies, Beastie Boys, Job for a Cowboy, Social Distortion, The Distillers, Death Cab for Cutie, MisFits, Napalm Death, Bikini Kill, Reverend Horton Heat, The Doors, Anti-Flag, Kottonmouth Kings, Raffi, The 5,6,7,8's, April March, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Dropkick Murphys

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Greenstreet Hooligans, Mr. Brooks, Across the Universe, Shaun of the Dead, Frida

Television:

[adult swim], Scrubs, Sex & the City, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Frasier, What I Like About You, Reba

Books:

Too many to name.

Heroes:

Pops.

My Blog

Fuck You and the Horse You Rode in On

Get off your high horse you bastard.I don't know WHY you are such a bitch.No one gives a shit about you except for one, but who really cares about that?You're a pompus jerk. Don't like you.Oh well. To...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

Jerk Off

Bleh, so far, so good.Adam and I just celebrated our anniversary.  Lovely.And it was great. It's so nice not to be in a one-sided relationship.  I give, he gives just as much. It's nice. &nb...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

They...

Don’t hold the fucking door for me.I don’t need your help so don’t ask if I do.     Don’t know, random thought. So...Adam asked me to marry him....   and I.... s...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:54:00 PST

Goodbye Winter Quarter.

Winter Quarter.I despise you. You are hard you were long.The only thing I enjoyed was Life Drawing. We had some ups and downs but I prevailed and continued on.Needless to say, FUCK YOU. Love,Allyson...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:55:00 PST

Hate, Hate, Hate.

I hope you are satisfied with the vote you made, America. I hate you Obama.I hate you.I hate you. I HATE YOU. Alright, Obama.  Let’s break this shit down: Does National Healthcare work in E...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:36:00 PST

Oh, Those Spider Legs...How They Taste!

Hmmm, where to begin? 1. I fall more and more into love with you each day.2. After trial and tribulation you stay.3. I love the way you kiss me.4. I love the way you hold me.5. Hell, I even like ...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:32:00 PST

de Stijl

DON'T ASK why I named it that cause I don't know.   I hate being in love because I feel stupid.  And then I feel iffy.  And then I feel even more incredible stupid for feeling iffy. It'...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST

To All The Things That Matter

Who REALLY gives a shit about gay marriage?-Just let them do it. Who REALLY gives a shit about abortions?-Pro-choice. Gas prices?-FUCK OFF animal protection groups.  I love animals just as much a...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:15:00 PST

When Everything Goes Correctly

Life. I swear, it seems to get better and better by the day for me. I love my man, and my man loves me.My friends are there for me, and I'm there for them.My creativity is becoming an asset and i...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

Jagged Buttplug

So I'm thinking about transferring to ATL.  I'm also thinking about switching majors. Do I want to go to a college in Charlotte, or would I like to expand? I want to write, I want to be a jo...
Posted by disclaimer: allyson. on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:40:00 PST