Jono

I stumble out of the fart sack to the sound of back boards bouncing in the other rooms, heading for the commode for a "shake hands with the unemployed" only to pivot round to catch a glimpse of my "Last of the Mohicans" hair style, with a grin from ear to ear and my favourite quote "It's a beautiful day why not revel in it" and it always is!! I quickly check the look and i'm heading for the stairs. Down I go ass over tit all the way to the bottom crying out profanities along the way. A shake of the head and I am out the front door only to trip over the neighbours cat aswell as 14 pairs of shoes that are left in my road!! Still not preturbed I barrow into the beast via the sunroof, key in the ignition, hit a button, the electric windows come to life in a downward motion at the same time as the music master spits out the start of Black Sabbath, Heaven & Hell. I'm in heaven, as I fire up the shiny extension of my Johnson, I am ready to just blast away to a destination unknown. Sideways out of the driveway, over another neighbours lawn barely missing postman Pete's hidey hole, i drop it into 2nd and i'm away, only to be thwarted by the first of many 4-wheel metal coffin ball & chain devices. As I sit there pondering my options on the 6 stacker, the green orb explodes into fruition and I am away once more bound for the gateway of destiny!! Several hairy lane changes later and I have to come to terms with the same moral dilemma I face every day off......Do I want to go North or South, left or right........Stay tuned this is a work in progress!!