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jake

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About Me

hey whats up im 18.im going out with this girl, her name is tara and shes the coolest chick u will ever meet. shes sexy as fuck and could prolly beat ur gf ass so dont fuck around lol anyways tho thats my shit nigga so fuck with her...ur dead. i like to hang out with friends and drink, go camping work out have fun im funny and a really nice guy. im back cunts my myspace page is gay and i havent changed it in like 2 years lol im not much for the glamourous myspace page but i would like one lol i have alot to learn still but yet i have learned so much, somtimes i feel like im way older than i should be but, i wouldnt change a thing. i cant wait to see what life has in store for me and im excited to see who i meet along the way, friends are important as a muther fucker and i love evryone of mine...my g nigs fo life ride till we die.
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Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name:: jake
Birthday:: jan 27 90
Birthplace:: portland
Current Location:: barlow
Eye Color:: blue..turqoise...
Hair Color:: dark brown/fowhawk
Height:: 5'6
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: right
Your Heritage:: german duetsch
The Shoes You Wore Today:: fallen
Your Weakness:: ?
Your Fears:: getting killed by some fucking creature lol
Your Perfect Pizza:: pinneaple canadian bacon
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: good grades
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: dont have one
Thoughts First Waking Up:: shit..turn the damn light off
Your Best Physical Feature:: my unit
Your Bedtime:: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:: wen i was six
Pepsi Or Coke:: coke
McDonalds Or Burger King:: burger king
Single Or Group Dates:: single
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: kool aid
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: depends
Cappucino Or Coffee::
Do You Smoke:: somtimes
Do You Swear:: a little much
Do You Sing:: no
Do You Shower Daily:: yes
Have You Been In Love:: no
Do You Want To Go To College:: yes
Do You Want To Get Married:: somday
Do You Believe In Yourself:: yep
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: no
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: yea
Are You A Health Freak:: no
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: yeap
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: yrs
Do You Play An Instrument:: no
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: yes
In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: yes
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: yes
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: yes
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: yes
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: yes
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: no
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: yes
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: no
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: no
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: yes
Ever Been Drunk:: hah
Ever Been Called A Tease:: no?
Ever Been Beaten Up:: no
Ever Shoplifted:: no
How Do You Want To Die:: skydiving
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: go to uti and be a automotive technician
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: germany
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My Interests

quads snowboarding just basically having a good time and learning from my experiences, life is a blast.

I'd like to meet:

myself in 10 years and maybe even a cute girl lol

Music:

i like
offspring
marilyn manson
megadeth
mettalica
ozzy
scorpians
poison
ironmaiden
DO
twistedsister
adioslave
mxpx
ATREYU
senses fail
ac-dc
cky
foofighters
led zepplin
fall out boy
lamb of god
from first to last
van halen
blue oyster cult
nofx
hatebreed
my chemical romance
slipknot
taproot
crossfade
underminded
breaking benjamin
HIM
judas preist
avenged sevenfold
ozzy
cradle of filth
smashing pumkins
alice in chains
pantera
ZAO
mindless self indulgence
taking back sunday
killswitch
yellow card
robzombie
the killers
hollywood undead
hopesfall
jimi hendrix
nirvana
afi
nazereth
marylin manson
slayer
jim jones
paul wall
BONETHUGSNHARMONY
young dro
lil scrappy
E-40
dr dre
eazy e
wu tang clan
public enemy
50 cent
ANDRE NICKATINA
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Movies:

run ronny run
americanpie 1,2,3
harold and kumar go to white castle
dazed and confused
the crow
bill and teds exellent adventure
wierd science
the breakfast club
road trip
boat trip
euro trip
mr and mrs smith
hostage
monty pythons the holy grail
the wedding singer
mr deeds
the waterboy
friday
wrong turn
saw
the ring
blair witch project
arachnophobia
house of the dead
fuck thers soo many lol

Television:

family guy
worlds strongest man competitions
speed channel
mtv
south park
lost
beavis and butthead
aqua teen hunger force
tlc
comedy central
real world

whos line
dave chappell
a bunch of others....

Books:

full tilt and enders game although i really like treaser island ahahah

Heroes:

bruce lee, and me and him are the only ones that can do two finger pushups...right bitch.