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Handsome Kokujin

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About Me

I like to teach. I have an incredible amount of respect for teachers, and reap an intangible reward from doing so. Deep shit aside, I like dirty jokes, making references to my penis, and rad movies.
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My Interests

People that KNOW they're sexy, Japanese, Movies, Women with PHAT ASSES, Clicking Internet Banners, Spam, Condoms, Chalk, Nipples, DINOSAURS and frisbees. Ohh, and if I was forced to reveal a deep dark secret at the point of a gun, it's that 80s porn is the best. 300.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that likes to flip out at rad shit, such as cool poses and violent acts, and who appreciates the attempt as well as the talent. AND SOMEONE WHO KEEPS APPOINTMENTS! I'd also like to meet a stalker. But you're not a stalker till you've actually peered in on me undressing...on purpose.

Music:

Hans Zimmer, Danny Elfman, Michael Jackson, David Arkenstone, Deltron, Muse, Radiohead, Prodigy, Earth Wind and Fire...whatever gets ya hard and/or spurting with joy.

Movies:

300. Jurassic Park, Batman, Matrix Trilogy, Whispers in the Wind, Peter North's Loadman Cumeth, Chronicles of Riddick, Desperado, Mexico, Pirates of the Carribbean, Lion King, Equilibrium, VERSUS - one of the greatest zombie flicks ever. Anything with Vivica Fox, cause she's pretty Kleenexceptional. King Kong was pretty sick, but Jacob reminded me about the awesomeness that is Bad Boys II. New favorites include Da Vinci Load, and Da Vinci Load 2: Angels and Semen.

Television:

TV sucks and is 105% bullshit....and my favorite shows are either cancelled or ended long ago. Gargoyles, Martin Lawrence, In Living Color, Darkwing Duck, Invisible Man, Outer Limits, G(ood) Vs E(vil), Lucky. I just have bad luck with the mainstream's desires.

Books:

DaVinci Code was pretty cool. Angels and Demons was neat. The Matrix was pretty rad...err wait that wasn't a book. Well, other than that I don't read. Except subtitles. In movies. And games.

Heroes:

Cloud Strife, Eminem, Peter North...anyone who doesn't know who he is, do a Google search. (Hell, my mom did it and boy was she surprised!) Michael Douglas....think about it. Well I don't want to be any of these folks, I just respect them for their talent at cutting shit up, mad rappin skills, supreme jizz loads, and having a wife infinitely hotter than he is, respectively.

My Blog

Well well well

So, I have been living in Renton with my brother and his wife, and it's almost time to get! I have much to be thankful for, and am always in a better situation than I make it out to be. That said, I'm...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

Bing! BOOM! Outta here!

Alright, well I had quite a doozy these past 2 months. First, I get to Korea a week early to attend training and get a bonus for making that particular training early. 30 minutes before training, I ge...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

Well shit...

This might sound a bit pretentious, as I am placing my presence at some priceless level beyond that of anyone else, but:I feel like a complete douche to those I never told I was still here. So let me ...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST

Vacation 2/3rds over in time, 1/100000th in spirit

Friday: danced outta the office in total glee with suitcase needed for extended stay in Seoul Apartment. One of the roomies I don't know so well had a birthday party...took 2 hours to get dressed for,...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:21:00 PST

The dynamics of a childhood insult song

I am of course talking relating to the song learned from going to a public elementary school. While the white kids always said 'you motherfuckin titty suckin two balled bitch,' the non-white kids had ...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

Corny teacher stuff...

So. I just bought my tickets to BANGKOK at the end of April for 3 days of soul-cleansing. During this period, any expectations of morals/judgement towards me shall be suspended in return for me remain...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

Saturday. March 17th, 2007.

So, I stayed in my future bedroom in my future apartment in Seoul overnight. Had some pancakes, hashbrowns, ham and bacon for breakfast with coworkers/friends...pretty nice chizzange from...uhh...rame...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

Some thoughts, by yours truly.

Social harmony--the great goal of Confucianism--thus results from every individual knowing his or her place in the social order and playing his or her part well.When Duke Jing of Qi asked about govern...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

Saturday morning

I understand enough Korean to get the instructions on the pancake mix. Well, almost. Pancakes aren't the most complicated thing to make, but hey. I discovered at the last moment that it said to add mi...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

Ish...

I think the worst is starting to happen. My toaster oven is failing me. No toast is a serious matter. No toast means no coffee, because eating one without the other is like cheating on your wife with ...
Posted by Handsome Kokujin on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST