I like to teach. I have an incredible amount of respect for teachers, and reap an intangible reward from doing so. Deep shit aside, I like dirty jokes, making references to my penis, and rad movies.
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People that KNOW they're sexy, Japanese, Movies, Women with PHAT ASSES, Clicking Internet Banners, Spam, Condoms, Chalk, Nipples, DINOSAURS and frisbees. Ohh, and if I was forced to reveal a deep dark secret at the point of a gun, it's that 80s porn is the best. 300.
Someone that likes to flip out at rad shit, such as cool poses and violent acts, and who appreciates the attempt as well as the talent. AND SOMEONE WHO KEEPS APPOINTMENTS! I'd also like to meet a stalker. But you're not a stalker till you've actually peered in on me undressing...on purpose.
Hans Zimmer, Danny Elfman, Michael Jackson, David Arkenstone, Deltron, Muse, Radiohead, Prodigy, Earth Wind and Fire...whatever gets ya hard and/or spurting with joy.
300. Jurassic Park, Batman, Matrix Trilogy, Whispers in the Wind, Peter North's Loadman Cumeth, Chronicles of Riddick, Desperado, Mexico, Pirates of the Carribbean, Lion King, Equilibrium, VERSUS - one of the greatest zombie flicks ever. Anything with Vivica Fox, cause she's pretty Kleenexceptional. King Kong was pretty sick, but Jacob reminded me about the awesomeness that is Bad Boys II. New favorites include Da Vinci Load, and Da Vinci Load 2: Angels and Semen.
TV sucks and is 105% bullshit....and my favorite shows are either cancelled or ended long ago. Gargoyles, Martin Lawrence, In Living Color, Darkwing Duck, Invisible Man, Outer Limits, G(ood) Vs E(vil), Lucky. I just have bad luck with the mainstream's desires.
DaVinci Code was pretty cool. Angels and Demons was neat. The Matrix was pretty rad...err wait that wasn't a book. Well, other than that I don't read. Except subtitles. In movies. And games.
Cloud Strife, Eminem, Peter North...anyone who doesn't know who he is, do a Google search. (Hell, my mom did it and boy was she surprised!) Michael Douglas....think about it. Well I don't want to be any of these folks, I just respect them for their talent at cutting shit up, mad rappin skills, supreme jizz loads, and having a wife infinitely hotter than he is, respectively.