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Shit Kicker

The Only Thing I Haven't Done Yet Is Die

About Me

My life is a lot better than yours. Be jealous.

My Interests

sex, violence, and rock n roll

I'd like to meet:

I already met this girl, she makes me feel kind of funny like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Music:

We May Suffer Together, But We All Die Alone

Movies:

animal house, lock, stock, and two smoking barrels, the boondock saints, a night at the roxbury, old school, the rocky horror picture show, fight club, snatch, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, dumb and dumber, baseketball, bio-dome, back to the future 1,2, and 3, rocky 1-5, punch-drunk love, fear and loathing in las vegas, detroit rock city, the warriors, billy madison, happy gilmore, tommy boy, a clockwork orange, full metal jacket, kill bill vol.1 and 2, ferris buellers day off, raging bull, elephant, billy jack, jaws, waynes world 1 and 2, bill and ted's excellent adventure, slackers, how high, you got served, road to perdition, american graffiti, race the sun, austin powers, crossroads (not the britney spears one), rush hour 1-2, the science class safety video, west side story, catch me if you can, the evil deads, george romero movies, dogma, clerks, mallrats, jay and silent bob strike back, beavis and butthead do america, rudy, remember the titans, aladdin, starsky and hutch, 2gether, home alone 1 and 2, CANNIBAL! the musical, schindlers list.

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Cowboy Bebop, Stella, My name is Earl, The Office,Kyle Xy and Reno 911

Books:

Night, Farenheit 451, 1984, The Fixer, Brave New World, Helter Skelter, ..anything by Mark Twain

Heroes:

the 1985 chicago bears team

My Blog

no habla espanol

dude its the United States of A fucking MERICA. I hate driving down the road and seeing billboards with ads that are only in Spanish, I mean seriously are you kidding me? The ironic part about it is...
Posted by Shit Kicker on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:14:00 PST

karma cant control the beast ive born to swallow us whole

I wanna know why people hate their lives.  Seriously everytime I get on here there is a bulletin with someone that hates their life, "oh my life sucks" "my girlfriend dumped me" "i didn't do anyt...
Posted by Shit Kicker on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:21:00 PST

Quotes

People always say stuff that I want to quote so i'm probably going to start putting those in blog format.  "i'm a backdoor man" - DM"Dude, you know i don't like black people" - CHODE "DO YOU KNO...
Posted by Shit Kicker on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

if i knew what a cholo was i'd probably lean like one.

i'm sick of people posting bulletins to hang out with them.  come over im bored.  call me im not doing anything.  anyone wanna hang out tonight.  dude seriously get real friends an...
Posted by Shit Kicker on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:45:00 PST

for brains that run on 56k

you know what is stupid?  myspace pages that you cannot read. honestly people keep your font a normal size, don't make your font color white with a white background.  There should be a big b...
Posted by Shit Kicker on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

i swear to god a couple of girls that go to pnc are really guys

that being said....remember when everyone was a punk skater....?
Posted by Shit Kicker on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

fuck
Posted by Shit Kicker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST