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About Me

Let's see, I like sushi a lot. I go to college, majoring in Art, and pay too much. I never have a bad day, it's just not in the cards. Life includes laughing a lot, singing loudly, designing things, and playing music. I like to hike, fish, and speak French. Life is pretty great. I have a beard and love it, and I'll give you a hug if you ask me.

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My Interests

Any type of art, history, books, carpentry, guns, SNOW, rain, music, graphic novels, theme parks, swimming, kiwis, cooking, the smell of old books, anything outdoors, golf, film, French.

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I'd like to meet:

Michael Akerfedlt, Ben Templesmith, Clive Owen, Billy Howerdel, Steve Niles, Ryan Gosling, Gerard Butler

Music:

Everything.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, The Notebook, The Science of Sleep, Donnie Darko, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, 300, 28 Days Later, Crank, Spanglish, American History X, Curse of the Golden Flower, zombie and kung fu movies, I'm a Cyborg But It's OK, Sin City, 3:10 to Yuma, 30 Days of Night

Television:

Scrubs, The Office, Undeclared, Viva La Bam, Man vs. Wild, Anything on Food Network, Flight of the Conchords, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Books:

Harry Potter, the Dark Tower series, America by Jon Stewart, The Firm

Heroes:

My Brother. My Father. My Grandfather, who was a great man.

My Blog

Morning Feast

He sat at the kitchen table and, with only moving his eyes, looked at his options for the morning. There lay a newspaper, a spoon, fork, knife, polaroids of something indiscernible, a box of Trix cere...
Posted by Keenan on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

Autumn: The Falling of a Leaf

A leaf flutters in the wind as it holds to the branch. The wind pulls. Come with me. I will love you, all that is you, until the end. The leaf swivels, shakes. Unsure. Those around ...
Posted by Keenan on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

Solace

A haunt, an everlastingA perpetual sufferingThe serpent of dishonestyComes forth from your mouthThis sufferingA sign of your guiltA sign of your painAll that you've lostYou're everythingWithered hands...
Posted by Keenan on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST

A Massacre

Inside worlds' end you'll fall victimThe kind, the apatheticDirging reflectionsFablesFaultless, spitefulSecluded in moments of betrayalLovinglyRemorse melts awayFalls from the boneAbysmalThe puddles o...
Posted by Keenan on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

The Porpoise, the Anxious, and the Dine

Last week I witnessed hundreds of kids raising their fists to the air in anger...towards me. Did they know? I doubt it. Would they have still done this if it had been only the 2 of ...
Posted by Keenan on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

Back en Padookuh

I'm back in town, causing mayhem day by day. Being back in the house is pretty disorienting, but there's no rent. Woot! Well anyway stop by, call me, or issue a challenge or something and I'll be ther...
Posted by Keenan on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:43:00 PST

Eyebrow Ring

Yep, it's pierced. How bout that. Transformers didn't have enough I AM OPTIMUS PRIME! imo...still neat....
Posted by Keenan on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

Boxing

So come August once I get in school I'm gonna start training to box. That's pretty much it. Bye.
Posted by Keenan on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:35:00 PST

Oh Jeez...

That fire was huge! No joke, a mushroom cloud formed after Chris threw the first cocktail. The flames went over the treetops, which is a good 50 feet or so. I'll post pictures later, right now I have...
Posted by Keenan on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

The Fire

It is late, I finished the poster for, well, whatever it's going to be used for. Got a busy busy day tomorrow, saying bye to people, taking care of bank stuff, insurance junk, blah blah blah. No, I do...
Posted by Keenan on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:23:00 PST