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SERBS

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I fully intend to be the world's best out of work radio deejay! Aspirations abound! I have a ridiculous sense of humor. I am to be taken seriously on only the most rare occasions...like the occasional funeral. For those of you who found me via the 93X myspace page be aware that I don't collect "virtual friends". I'm not entering a popularity contest and use this site so my personal friends can gain a deeper insight into my depravity. So thanks a lot and keep listening, but don't be offended if I deny you, that's just how it is. Now bands...sorry, I wish all of you local guys the best...but no I will not add you as a friend just so you can get some free pub. FRIENDSHIP DENIED!!!If you are easily intimidated, offended,indicisive, hairy, or have an uncontrolable addiction to "reality" television shows please do not bother. Otherwise should you think you can handle or put up with me is to email me at [email protected] Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Being that human cloning is not quite fesible at this point dating a female ME is not an option.yet. I would like to meet a woman who is smart, open-minded, sophisticated, adventurous, with a great sense of humor. Someone who can sit through an entire sporting event is a big plus. My biggest turnoffs are people who are completly indecisive and rely on me to plan every date and contribute nothing to the conversation, and women with 11 toes. Also note that 85% of what is say is BS please don't be afraid to shut me up.

My Blog

VALENTINE'S DAY POEMS

Darling anything you need is never a bother...unless DNA tests prove that I'm not your kids father.Honey I promise that our love will never falter...unless your dad forgets his shotgun while we stand ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:31:00 GMT

HAPPY CHANNUKAH

Twas the night before Channukah and throughout Serber Mansion,     the girls were online shopping for the newest Winter fashion.The kids all dreamed of  fabulous new toys,     they got before all thei...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:54:00 GMT

It's So Cold That...

By SerberIt's so cold that thousands of illegal immigrants are lining up to cross the border back into MexicoIt's so cold that my outtie is now an innieIt's so cold that meth heads are buying Sudafed ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:35:00 GMT

KFed's Broken Hearted Rap

As we no doubt have heard there was devastating news last night.  The dream or Britney and Kevin is no more!  Where did we fail them, they seemed so right for eachother.  Being that KFe...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:13:00 GMT

Top 10 reasons why T.O attempted suicide

T.O ATTEMPTED SUICIDE BECAUSE   10.     He forgot to Tivo the season premiere of Desperate Housewives 9.         &nbs p; Jeff Garci...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:02:00 GMT

HAIL THE JEWLETE!!!

My brother and I were sitting at the bar watching the baseball game the other day when a familiar name, familiar to us anyhow.  That name was Mike Lieberthal, irreverent baseballer to most, king ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:09:00 GMT

PARASAILING

You do a lot of things of vacation that you wouldn't even think to do otherwise. For instance, I went parasailing down in Coco Cay. You ever do that? Me I have a paralyzing fear of heights. But hell I...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:34:00 GMT

THE STRAW MARKET

One thing you gotta love about vacation is the shopping. We spent a whole afternoon at some market in Nassau. One of those open markets filled with dozens of the exact same name brand knock off crap. ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:25:00 GMT

i live it uptown dammit

By Brian Serber with contributions from Jason Schonbrich Say what you will about the excitement of living in a flat in downtown, and I'm sure that St. Paul is just adorable. The simple white-picket su...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:22:00 GMT