Ryan: Driving down the DOW!

About Me

..Somehow, I'm married now... and,apparently, I entered my late 20's when I wasn't paying attention...if that isn't messing with m' head, I don't know what is. I mean, c'mon, wasn't I JUST spending my weekends, driving around, chucking Hushpuppies at random pedestrians, and writing poems in ketchup on the hoods of random cars?And why the hell was I doing that anyways?And who the hell is that wearing my slacks?As I understand it, I am obligated to divulge a few nuggets on my personal life, so grab some floor-*ahem*I work in the Tradeshow industry. I travel ALOT for work. My (amazing) wife and I built a house last year where we swell with our pug. I play bass (though not as often as I would like). I sing (poorly). I'm into the paranormal (and the debunking thereof...as such you can find me with m'group STARS (www.starsohio.com which is for Supernatural Theories and Research Society) or modding for the TAPS Main Forum or TAPS Chat.) I write alot (though again, not as much as I would like to). I'm BIG into politics and world events, and therefore a sucker for disappointment. I like buffalo wings to an almost unnatural and unnerving degree. I never grew out of the comic book phase of my pre-teen years, yet I'm not the typical comic geek...I'm more of the atypical comic geek. I've been a radio DJ, an advertising salesperson, a music journalist, and concert promoter. I'm now more than 10 years out of highschool and still having trouble wrapping my head around that fact. Scotch Irish by blood, yet I don't drink, so figure that out. Straightedge my entire life, yet some of the best people I know are what you might call "Potheads". And I know what your thinking, and the answer is No- I did not name my genitals. They came with their names already tattoo'd on... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ....
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I'd like to meet:

nobody. Celebrities are just people. If there is someone I really want to meet, I will just make it happen. It's usually easier than it sounds :-)Actually, let me tell you who I DON'T want to meet- anyone who is trying to send me ad-requests for your internet based business. Don't bother, 'cause I won't accept them. I also will no longer accept friend requests from out of town bands I don't know unless they fit into the Metal or Hardcore genre's...and even then, no promises.Your results:
You are Batman Batman 65% Hulk 55% Catwoman 55% Wonder Woman 52% Spider-Man 50% Green Lantern 50% Supergirl 47% The Flash 45% Superman 40% Iron Man 40% Robin 34% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
.. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Blog

2008 Resolution Report Card

Well...here's the report card on how I did on my 2008 resolutions.... Monday, December 31, 2007 ....2008 begins... Current mood: optimistic ..Come gather 'round kiddies, while I spin a yarn of New Y...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:11:00 GMT

My open letter to Sam Ronson

I don't usually do this, but here is the open letter I sent to Sam Ronson in response to HER blog about PETA and how bad they are. Now, I'm NOT in PETA, and I'll be the first to say that they have had...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:31:00 GMT

2008 begins...

Come gather 'round kiddies, while I spin a yarn of New Years resolutions for yon year to come! 1.) Okay, I've had the "get in shape" one going for 9 years, so hey, let's throw it back on there ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:47:00 GMT

Scenes from a typical teenagers blog....

(As we join our blog host Julie, we see the begining of her new relationship- let's watch, shall we?) December 1st 2007: "I finally found the cutest boy Tommy! He's so sweet! He used to date my...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 06:28:00 GMT

MY platform.

I've seen several dozen websites letting us know where the candidates stand on the issues. Time for them to see where I stand...if you want my vote, you should know my politics. The War: I supp...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Back with The Mouse...

I spent the day at the Magic Kingdom with my wife today...second time in a year. I'm here in O'lando for a tradeshow and I took an extra day to sorta decompress... My day at the park brought me...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:54:00 GMT

Wedding pics

For all who have asked (and aren't about to go all Glen Close on me...), here's the wedding pics for y'all. Giggity giggity. www.rmckay.com
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:08:00 GMT

A long overdue update

This could very well be the longest I have gone without a blog update... Catching everyone up to speed since last time, I am now celebrating my 3 month anniversary, I'm the proud papa of a boun...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:40:00 GMT

15 steps to take towards a better America.

1.) Either increase the troop surge 10 fold or start getting them out. The current number is a joke...either too high or too low for any real difference to be made in terms of winning this. 2.) Begin...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:44:00 GMT

Low impact, non-controvercial homebuying update

Last weeks purchases: brand new (not yet completed) 2 story colonial w/ 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, full basement, etc.. This weeks purchases: Washer, dryer, oven, range, hood, side-by-side ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:41:00 GMT