Drawing, cartooning, singing, German metal, guns, paranormal, and acting, I want to act; it's too bad you can't live on dreams. Other things that go together like lamb and tuna fish. Oh? Perhaps you'd prefer spaghetti and meatball? Are you more comfortable with that analogy?
People who are hopefully not insane, that's usually a plus. I'm open to meeting men and women who enjoy being part of society's fringe culture, but please.... No fucking melodrama, I've got better things to do than listen to some whiney little "goth" moping about his/her life. Emotionally mature only please.
Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, SOAD, Guns N Roses, Iron Maiden, Early Ozzy, not this new shit. Other such bands that I will think of later. I also enjoy classics like the Beatles, Styx, The Doors (WHOO!) Led Zepplin (I share the same birthday as Robert Plant! Unfortunately, it's also Don King's birthday.....) old Punk (The REAL PUNK! Not this pop music they call punk nowadays, a bunch of twenty-something whiners who cry like they're still 12 years old.) Classical music such as Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Wagner. I guess the only styles I don't like are Gospel, Hip-hop, R&B, Rap, and Emo, I'm convinced EMO stands for Effeminate Men with Ovaries.
HELLBOY! VIVA LA RON PEARLMAN!!!!! A-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RIBA! *ahem.* Lock, Stock, and two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, (The movie, but the other kind I also enjoy.) All Kevin Smith movies, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, anything involving Monty Python, Anime movies that are good 'n violent. Quentin Tarantino films, Taxi Driver, Scarface, The Hannibal Lecter trilogy (with the exception of Manhunter, I still can't clean off the Miami Vice-style filth THAT Piece 'O; Shit covered me with.)
Family Guy, Invader Zim, of course. the Simpsons before they sucked, South Park, Kid Notorious, MST3K, Kids in the Hall, Mad TV, and then I have a disturbing fetish with the History Channel, sometimes I stroke the TV softly when nobody's looking...... help me.
The Lord of the Rings trilogy, (I hated the movies, I think Peter Jackson's too busy FUCKING Tolkien's corpse to notice how much he really ruined the story.) American Psycho, (Again, great book, crap movie, and would someone PLEASE fuckin' tell me where the sequel came from???) A Clockwork Orange, (great on both mediums) JTHM and SQUEE! The Day of the Jackal (I was disappointed to find out that Bruce Willis Richard Gere movie had nothing to do with this book.) All Tom Clancy (John Clark is the ultimate bad-ass.) Paranormal books and the sort. Now if you'll excuse me I must go put on my tinfoil helmet.
Christopher Walken, he's so weird, he's great. Then there's Dubya Bush, proving that even cattle-fucking retards can achieve false greatness if their father is rich enough. (Being ex-Head Director of the CIA is always a plus.) Only one question remains, was the Presidency considered a Birthday gift, or a Christmas present?