Kohler [ESTS' demise] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My respiration and inspiration, the beating of my heart, the passingof blood and air through my lungs, The sniff of green leaves and dry leaves, and of the shore and dark-color'd sea-rocks, and of hay in the barn, The sound of the belch'd words of my voice loos'd to the eddies ofthe wind, A few light kisses, a few embraces, a reaching around of arms, The play of shine and shade on the trees as the supple boughs wag, The delight alone or in the rush of the streets, or along the fieldsand hillsides, The feeling of health, the full-noon trill, the song of me rising from bed and meeting the sun.
- Ryan Wheatlert

.. dirtyafrikaan

My Interests

I like to hang upside-down (blindfolded) and take apart my gun...then put it back together before my nose starts bleeding....oh, and playing World of Warcrack

I'd like to meet:

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Peoples who aren't afraid of some casual self-deprecating humour, non-chalant banter, and acerbic conversing....and who won't steal my stapler... ;

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Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 66%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||| 26%
Borderline |||||||||||| 46%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 38%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||| 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34% Take Free Personality Disorder Test

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Music:

I enjoy everything 'cept the 3 C's (Country, Classical, and Christian).My current "borrowed" CD's off of IRC include: Skindred, Tool, Breaking Benjamin, Bad Religion, Mushroomhead, the new Wierd Al .

Movies:

any M. Night Shyamalan movie, anything with Christopher Walken, Anthony Hopkins in it...all "View Askew" productions...cheesy B movie horror flicks...the Shawshank Redemption...BeerFest... the Boondock Saints.........

Television:

South Park, Chapelles' Show, Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, ESPN, old school comedies...early 90's SNL and the legendary Kids in the Hall...UCP, I also watch some Family Guy when I can....

Books:

Currently Readin' : Steven Pressfield's "Gates of Fire"

Heroes:

Not too good with "labelin' heroes...so I'm just gonna say god....and to illustrate why I chose god...here's a quote from a very special television show:
Chef: Sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes.Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand.
Stan: But then, why does God give us anything to start with?
Chef: Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.

My Blog

a new entry!

it's so foggy outside, you could drown in it. the cowboys got knocked out of the playoffs, well, there's always next year. I don't feel like doing hw, but who does?
Posted by Kohler [ESTS' demise] on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:00:00 PST