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iain device

iainiain

About Me

my aol: yoyoboy991
my msn: [email protected]
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."-bill

My Interests

drinking high gravity 40's...doin it...doin your mom...doin your girlfriend...doin mygirlfriend...doin your young aunt...doin it in a car...or in a tunnel...doin while other people are in the room but dont notice that your doin it next to them until you kick their phone charger out the wall and there phone's screen light turns on really bright and lights up the whole room, then they freak out cause they know whats going on and proceed to run out the room cause its just so akward after that...doin my hair...

I'd like to meet:

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE IS NOT FUCKING HOLY PLEASE DO YOURSELF AND HUMANITY A GOD DAMNED JESUS CHRIST FUCK FAVOR AND WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!

Music:

The Beatles, moving units,Eric Clapton,Neil Young,Led Zeppelin,The White Stripes,The Clash,crass,clap your hands say yeah,le tigre,the cure,Reagan Youth,afro man,zounds,LCD soundsystem,mos def,the kooks,Queen,THE UNICORNS!,ISLANDS,ween,Easy E,DJ Shadow,The Misfits,Bob Marley,Naked Aggression,woo-tang clan,daft punk,Prince,Johnny Cash,The Rapture,MotorHead,The Shins,KINGS OF LEON,baby shambles,neutral milk hotel,the sea and cake,the flaming lips,the faint,iron and wine,the velvet underground,bloc party,wolfmother,the libertines,Arctic Monkeys,the arcade fire,lady tron,the postal service, sigur ros, sleater-kinney,test icicles,daddy yankee...

free at last, but still not pregnant...

Movies:

party monster, saved, office space, do america, face down ass up, that one boxsocials video, Pulp Fiction, Napolean Dynamite, The Count of Monti Cristo, Edward sissor hands, big fish, fear and loathing in LasVegas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Spirited Away, fear of a black hat, the climactic death of dark ninja, gummo, little miss sunshine, garden state,

Television:


SOUTHPARK!!!BLEACH!!! blood +, Family guy, aqua teen hunger force, Cowboy Bebob, Harvey Birdman(attorney at law), robot chicken.

Books:

Anthem...Good Omens... The Raven...

Heroes:

bill hicks
Adam Carolla

My Blog

I DO TATTOOS!!!!COME GET ONE!!!!

Hey there everyone..Just to let you all know I'm a tattoo artist and I'm pretty damn good at  it and really cheap, cause i don't work in a tattoo shop I don't have pay the shop a portion of my wa...
Posted by iain device on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

we have to know.

Please for the love of humanity, PLEASE watch this movie. And if you think that you have something better to do with your life right now, then you are sooo far from the truth. and guess what even if y...
Posted by iain device on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:36:00 PST

I just got a new tattoo gun(machine).

So come to me and get a tattoo, i wont charge you shit, and garuntee that you will be impressed!!! just message me with what you want and ill give you some feedback slash info...or text me at 480-282-...
Posted by iain device on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:20:00 PST

drugs

Fuck you if you are addicted to any kind of elicit substance. It is the shittiest thing on the planet and i understand that, but everyone is able to quit. I have seen people; people who i am friends ...
Posted by iain device on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST

remember when i posted this bulletin? ya read it foo..

remember when myspace wasent bombarded with advertisments? or when helio dident exsist? or maybe when there wasent any such thing as myspace videos. or when myspace wasent powered by google...or when ...
Posted by iain device on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

in the closet

right now im in the closet...im drinking apple juice, watching tv through the crack of the door, and playing on mypace like a gay...i just got home from work...i had to work in glendale, so it took me...
Posted by iain device on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:35:00 PST

hi bitches

so im getting a sidekick3 on saturday...im pretty excited about it, cause i will no longer have to use a computer to check my email and myspace...it'll be sweet...traffic will soon be enjoyable when d...
Posted by iain device on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST

lame lame lame lame lame

so i watched "boys don't cry" last night for the first time...it was pretty good, until the depressing ass ending, where the blonde girl is just driving and smiling...man...the death of her love wasen...
Posted by iain device on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:49:00 PST

take warning

im going to go see superman with my brother...im not really sure what to expect, but im pretty excited cause it seems like it should be a good flick...but we'll see...im finnally going to get unemploy...
Posted by iain device on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:32:00 PST

drinking coke

im listening to bob marley...tomorrow i have an interview at ricci's work...i hope i get the job, so that i can end my 2and a half month unemployment benge...it should be a pretty interesting job as w...
Posted by iain device on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:26:00 PST