My friends' descriptions of me below. Unedited of course.
ED:
Jake is the Badest Muthaphuka Alive!!!!!!
TRICIA:
-drinks at least once a week
-his myspace page freezes up my system
-he was once nice to Bugsy. :)
MaddyCat:
YOU RAN INTO MY HOUSE! :-)
Veronika Venom:
Jake has a neurotic fixation with lighting people's cigarettes that borders on obesessive compulsive behavior. I don't think he has a problem with germs though. He is the biggest roller derby fan on the face of the planet-and is in the middle of negotiating a marriage contract with all 50 girls of Houston Roller Derby. We all plan to move to a country which accepts our lifestyle choice. He is honestly one of the sweetest guys on the face of the planet. Oh, and rumor is he is extremely well endowed.
AND NOW.... JAKE ON JAKE
-i like good music-i don't like big sunglasses
-i can eat a cheeseburger faster than anyone you know
-i don't drink much, but i do enjoy it
-i quit smoking after 15 years (thank you Chantix!)
-i love mike patton
-Portishead puts me in a very good mood
-i am an ass man
-Jean Valjean is my hero
-i have two cats, but i am a dog person
-i am dorky
-i am a bad ass!
-i have been shaving my head since i was a sophomore in high school
-i have one sister and no brothers
-lone star beer is my beer of choice even though i appreciate finer beers
-texas born and raised!
-my parents raise llamas (go figure)
-i speak pretty good spanish. 10 years in school starting in kindergarten
-i love being in the sun and the water
-people irritate me on the highway. it's my road! move! ;)
-i can't pass an animal without wanting to pet it
-i like roadtrips and driving in general as long as traffic is not a factor
-i tend to spend frivolously
-i am not religious, but i am an ordained minister.
-my blood type is Type O Negative. that's right just like the band!