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About Me

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My friends' descriptions of me below. Unedited of course.
ED:
Jake is the Badest Muthaphuka Alive!!!!!!
TRICIA:
-drinks at least once a week
-his myspace page freezes up my system
-he was once nice to Bugsy. :)
MaddyCat:
YOU RAN INTO MY HOUSE! :-)
Veronika Venom:
Jake has a neurotic fixation with lighting people's cigarettes that borders on obesessive compulsive behavior. I don't think he has a problem with germs though. He is the biggest roller derby fan on the face of the planet-and is in the middle of negotiating a marriage contract with all 50 girls of Houston Roller Derby. We all plan to move to a country which accepts our lifestyle choice. He is honestly one of the sweetest guys on the face of the planet. Oh, and rumor is he is extremely well endowed.

AND NOW.... JAKE ON JAKE

-i like good music
-i don't like big sunglasses
-i can eat a cheeseburger faster than anyone you know
-i don't drink much, but i do enjoy it
-i quit smoking after 15 years (thank you Chantix!)
-i love mike patton
-Portishead puts me in a very good mood
-i am an ass man
-Jean Valjean is my hero
-i have two cats, but i am a dog person
-i am dorky
-i am a bad ass!
-i have been shaving my head since i was a sophomore in high school
-i have one sister and no brothers
-lone star beer is my beer of choice even though i appreciate finer beers
-texas born and raised!
-my parents raise llamas (go figure)
-i speak pretty good spanish. 10 years in school starting in kindergarten
-i love being in the sun and the water
-people irritate me on the highway. it's my road! move! ;)
-i can't pass an animal without wanting to pet it
-i like roadtrips and driving in general as long as traffic is not a factor
-i tend to spend frivolously
-i am not religious, but i am an ordained minister.
-my blood type is Type O Negative. that's right just like the band!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet cool, real people that I can hang out with. Go see live bands and play pool, or whatever.
i want to meet people with dogs!

My Blog

just because

i just want to occupy the top spot in your subscribed blog list. :)
Posted by on Fri, 31 Dec 2010 06:53:00 GMT

Check out this event: Texas Toobin

Hosted By: Jakety JakeWhen: Saturday Jul 12, 2008 at 11:00 AMWhere: TBDnew braunfels, TX 78130United StatesDescription:Jakety Jake Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:46:00 GMT

my birthday photos

MY BIRTHDAY PHOTOS
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:56:00 GMT

Check out this event: Three Decades

Hosted By: Jakety JakeWhen: Friday Nov 10, 2006 at 9:30 PMWhere: Poison Girl1641 Westheimer RdHouston, TX 77006USDescription:Jakety Jake Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:37:00 GMT

end of an era

15 years ago i acted like a typical teenage rebelling against his parents and started smoking. i have yet to average a pack per day, but i am sure that i have done some serious damage to my body rega...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:43:00 GMT

really????

do guys like this really exist??click for a recockulous profilegirls, would you???
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 00:40:00 GMT

my life (got it from scott)

This Is My Life, RatedLife: 6.5Mind: 5.8Body: 6.4Spirit: 6.8Friends/Family: 3.8Love: 4.3Finance: 8.4Take the Rate My Life Quiz
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:33:00 GMT

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

......a PILOT you fucking racist!
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:37:00 GMT

major pet peeve

below is an explanation of the proper way to use "I" and "Me" when including yourself and another person(s) in a sentence. i have been running across this mistake very frequently and more prevalently...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:01:00 GMT

I love Ben Stein

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05. Here at this happy time of year, a few confessions from ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:28:00 GMT