James Procter. ♥
you :]
oh my darling.
me and my friends are the best. we go out and get drunk, we go shopping with no money, we talk about ridiculous things like the bible, chicken/pig nipples, orange clogs and jaffa cakes. we go to the shop and buy ridiculous amounts of food and eat it all in bed. we buy pizzas that dont fit in our ovens and put cornflour in soup. we steal traffic cones from concerts and for one another. we dance like fools in the street and at parties. we listen to inapropriate songs in the canteen and stick cups and baskets on our heads. we name snowballs and fall over alot. we drink 3 bottles of white wine at the park in the middle of the day out of cups that are too big and then try to fit 6 people in a corsa. we make jokes about everyone we see and laugh till we cry when people shout OXO at us from their cars. we jump on trains leaving friends behind and hurl abuse at eachother constantly. we buy eachother cutlery and cups and plates. we lie on the kitchen floor and explore whats under the cupboards. we go to kids fairs and win fish then run around screaming becuase of a big wasp. we argue about who's better spiderman or batman. we try and cut down hedges with badminton rackets and have heart to hearts while straightning eachothers hair. we sing and play guitar really loudly in our living rooms. we lock ourselves in bathrooms and play in the shower. we lie in the road in the middle of the night then nearly get run over by another friends mum. we try and skateboard in the street and fall over the speed bups. we make cocktails and drink them while lying on the floor or out of ladels. we laugh about baby's belly buttons. we try to sleep in tents and get scared by milkmen. we try and disposeof lambrini in a hedge on the main road. we play with glowsticks and pretend theyre moustaches. we go to concerts and shout stupid words like SCROTUM when songs finish and make people look at us. we talk about sex really loudly on buses and call eachother names in foreign languages. we go bowling all the time but rarely bowl. we would much rather sit in bushes and buy fundoms. we take pictures of everything and draw on people in text book and magazines. we like to go to starbucks and sit in squishy chairs and talk about boys until we have no money left. we like to act really childish whenever someone mentions sex and discuss how big our boyfriends penises are in lessons. we like to put on face masks when on holiday and take photos. we try and steal granny-mobiles and declare our love for passers by. we sing kareoke really badly and inhale helium but laugh too much to even try to talk. we pretend we're superheroes in supermarkets and fall asleep on eachother after drinking way too much alcohol.
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told you we were the best.