I'd like to meet:
I ain't realli dat starstruck type of a person or wuteva, so durr ain't realli nebodi I wanna meet honestly...da one person I kan think of dat I wanna meet I can't, which iz 2pac. N I'm not tryin 2 sound cliche or wuteva but I dunno, he just seemed like a real nigga 2 me n not da fake ass people dat I encounter errday n more den likely I listen 2...cuz every rappa dat sayz dey real trust me realli ain't.
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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Behanzin
Date of Birth: June 13, 1988
Birthplace: Deep Chicago
Current Location: Richton Park
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Heritage: I'm black nuckka!
Piercings: Ears.....n I think dat's as far as it'll eva go
Tattoos: Two, one on both arm and I'm bout 2 get anotha one on my stomach
Favourite:
Band/Singer: da fuck, how bout favourite RAPPA...I dunt listen 2 bands, ain't no fall out boy fan ova hurr
Song: 2pac - Life goes on....dunt get betta den dat
Movie: Menace II Society...just when I think I got it bad, Im reminded sum niggaz got it wwwaaayyy worse
Disney Movie: Aladdin....no otha disney movie will eva beat it, fuck wutcha hurrd
TV show: BET Now...nuttin but rap music videos...n dat 70z show is str8
Color: Blue
Food: POPEYEZ CHICKEN CUZ!
Pizza topping: Ham n pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: choklit chip cookie dough
Drink (alcoholic): Miller Chill...dat'z my shiznick!
Soda: I dunt drink pop, been on dat diet thing
Store: Value City and A.J. Wright, I'm proud 2 say it 2
Clothing Brand: Dunt give a dayum wut da clothin brand iz if it's fly its fly itz wuteva
Shoe Brand: My ass iz lucky 2 get new shoes so I dunt curr
Season: Spring...not 2 hot, not 2 cold, just mafuckin rite
Month: June, it's my bday n a bunch of peoplez I kno bdayz so it's partyin all month cuz!
Holiday/Festival: Krissmiss...free giftz, nuff said
Flower: .......I ain't even gonna respond 2 dat nigga
Make-Up Item: ....I think I took da wrong survey
Board game: ...considerin da onli board game I've eva played waz scrabble n monopoly i'll go wit monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: depends on da mood
Chocolate or vanilla: choklit iz da onli way 2 go
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: i'ma night person
Sour or sweet: sour candy iz my shat, airhead xtremes n gummi sour lifesavorz, yyyeasezzier
Love or money: MONEY OVA HUNNIEZ! all day
Phone or in person: N person
Looks or personality: a bad personality kan make a person not look as beautiful, so I say a lil bit of both
Coffee or tea: Neitha
Hot or cold: 2 Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: 2 make double da money I made all last year....so hopefully 20 buckz :(
Most missed memory: Bein a kid, wit my onli worry bein when power rangers waz gonna come on n shit...now I got BILLZ!
Best physical feature: I dunno, u tell me
First thought waking up: It's neva a clear thought...just a bunch of cusswerdz jumbled 2getha
Hypothetical personality disorder: ..........rrriiitteeeee
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Naw I love who I am, I'm strizzle
Sesame street alter ego: believe it or not I neva realli watched sesame street as a kid...go figga
Fairytale alter ego: Black people dunt do fairytales, lol
Most stupid remark: I waz pissed off tellin my bro dat I kouldn't find my cellfone...not realizin I waz on my cellfone...BUT I smoked allooottt of weed dat day, so gimme a break it waz 4:20
Worst crime: Datz 4 me 2 kno n 4 u 2 neva find out
Greatest ambition: 2 many 2 count
Greatest fear: fear itself
Darkest secret: now if I just told dat shit on mafuckin MYSPACE of all placez, it realli wouldn't b dat dark would it?
Favorite subject: Gettin money....how when n where
Strangest received gift: A joint wrap...............dumb ass niggas, dey kno I smoke bluntz!
Worst habit: Fightin...sumtymez I need 2 walk away....but just when I think of doin dat I'm alreadi swingin
Do You:
Smoke: Occasionally...not heavily like I use 2
Drink: Once friday afternoon kickz in, hell 2 da yizz-eah
Curse: Errday
Shower daily: Got 2...unless I'm sick...den sumtymez I just lay n da bed n say fuck it
Like thunderstorms: Dunt curr bout thunderstorms
Dance in the rain: I sure would if I was a flamin homosexual....I'm not.....so no
Sing: n da shower
Play an instrument: use 2 play guitar kinda, dunt nemore though
Get along with your parents: Let'z not talk bout dat
Wish on stars: I dunt wish on nethin, if u want sum10 get it
Believe in fate: Yup
Believe in love at first sight: Yup, haven't experienced it dough
Can You:
Drive: all day
Sew: nope
Cook: Actually yea, my momz taught me how 2 cook since 5 so I kan cook up a storm
Speak another language: Naw, I'm learnin spanish dis semester dough....cuz I..uh...failed da last class
Dance: Mayne I crank dat soulja boy like no otha :P
Sing: Didn't u alreadi ask me dis?
Touch your nose with your tongue: Naw, but I kan do otha thingz wit my tonuge so it's strizzle
Whistle: fa shizzle
Curl your tongue: yes ma'am
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ....dumb question
Been Stoned/High: ....dumber question
Eaten Sushi: Naw
Been in Love: Uh, twice, but 2 b honest I realli dunt think da same luv waz shurred so fuck it lol
Skipped school: ha, who hasn't
Made prank calls: Drunk onez
Sent someone a love letter: I dunt do love lettaz, nethin I gotta say I'll say 2 ur face
Stolen something: I'll neva tell
Cried yourself to sleep: Mayne I ain't no lil beeyotch....of COURSE i cry myself 2 sleep, all da TYME nigga! Datz my shit rite durr
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? When they think durr betta den errbody else
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? Wut am I 3?...I'M A GROWN ASS MAN DAWG!
Name three things you can't live without: Money Fam n Friendz
What is the color of your room? Baby blue n white
Do you have any siblings? 3
Do you have any pets? Naw, when I move out I'm gettin a cat dough
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I wouldn't kill dem...just annihilate dem
What is you middle name? Nobody knowz n I ain't startin now
What are you nicknames? B, Shark, Behaz
Are you for or against gay marriage? Let dem do wut dey do
What are your thoughts ..ion? If u kan't support it..abort it
Do you have a crush on anyone? Naw
Are you afraid of the dark? ...I use 2 live in harvey...I'm not afraid of a lot of thingz nemore
How do you want to die? wit a beer in my right a blunt in my left and a girl in da middle
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? ....1
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? When I meet dat person ask me den
What is the last law you’ve broken? lets not talk bout dat
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Dunt matta
Eye color: Dunt matta
Height Shorter den me...I kan't do girlz taller den me I'm sorri...I tried...doesn't werk
Weight Dunt matta just not HUGE
Most important physical feature: ...I'm an ass man
Biggest turn-off Girls that talk too much....wurr ur ass kan't even get a werd in
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