Sid {Monsieur Flamboyance}

hey im sid this is not my real name i dont get offended easily if u dont like me ur probably a twat anyway im diverse in everything i do i have big hair its not a wig u fags i live in york its lovely but too quiet at nite the girls are pretty(well most) i work at hmv music is my life new music is the way forward why get stuck in the past i cant wait to move to london one day my friends are the best in the world im very flamboyount hence the name the more i hang around gay ppl the more i turn into one (joke) i drink whiskey a lot i enjoy a spot of karaoke in the girls lav's :) i was a cowboy in a previous life certain ppl think im a raging homosexual this is not true i despise ppl that blatently copy others bcos ther shit cant think for themselves i dont fit a into a scene i have my own please apply if ur hair is as fit as mine i dont copy ppl they copy me im a jazz maverick like howard moon vince noir is god i wud perform any sexual act he required same goes for russell 'the sex muscle 'brand i dance like a retarded indie bastard bed head masterpiece is the ultimate hairspray everyone should own a can i secretly but openly love wearin ladys clothes i make sexual references about underage girls but i dont physically engage in any acts upon them boys clothes are wank smaller sizes plz? i love ppl who r politically incorrect i say inappropriate things in sensitive situations jokes about physically challenged ppl are hilairious im a peddler of both love & hate i like vintage scarfs i feel naked without them vivienne westwood accesories are the shizz x to be continued........... peace fuckin believe it!!!