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P I M P A L A

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About Me

I'm a happily married man, and father of the cutest little girl that has ever graced the earth. I love my family, and I love my life. I'm the joker... always smiling, always laughing. My wife says I joke too much, but it keeps her on her toes. I love cars, electronics, watches, and anything else that makes a good toy. I am not a follower, I like what I like because I like it. If you dont like it, keep it to yourself. If you dont have anything intelligent to say, keep your mouth shut, and if you are going to start any drama, stay away.
I'm not here trying to impress anyone, and I dont need your attention. If you want to get to know me, just say so, I can never have enough friends, but I'm not here trying to meet a girlfriend (obviously) so dont bother.
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My Interests

Family, cars, movies, internet, watches, learning, reading, writing, and good eating.

I'd like to meet:

I ONLY HAVE 2 RULES:
1. Always keep your mouth shut.
2. Never rat on your friends.

Music:

Rap, metal, jazz, hip-hop, blues, 70's, 80's, techno, dance, and house. Basically any type of music that can be played, and has a beat.

Movies:

I enjoy pretty much every kind of movie, but I love the throwback 80s movies the best.
im gonna get you sucka, explorers, goonies, spaceballs, real genius, used cars stripes, bachelor party (tom hanks old school), license to drive (BADASS if you havent seen it, GO GET IT), blazing saddles, national lampoons vacation (the 1st one), short circut, weekend at bernies, loverboy, breakfast club, st elmos fire, top gun, beverly hills cop, 48 hours, TRADING PLACES, trains planes and automobiles, COMMING TO AMERICA, adventures in babysitting, all of the back to the future movies, beetlejuice, BETTER OFF DEAD, empire of the sun, memphis belle, full metal jacket, and the list is too long to put here... so i'll stop...
as far as newer movies go, a few of my favorites include (but not limited to) Office Space, Fight Club, Pulp fiction, boiler room, kill bill 1 and 2, Snatch, Ocean's eleven, Austin powers (all of them), The Matrix, National Treasure, Wedding crashers, Big Daddy, Happy gilmore, (hell, pretty much everything Adam Sandler has ever done), Good will hunting, Finding forrester, and way too many others.

Television:

monday night football, in HD bitch! the sopranos, entourage, chapelles show, nip/tuck, the shield, southpark, seinfield, nypd blue, law and order:S.V.U.,

Books:

The 48 laws of power, Goodnight Moon.

Heroes:

My Dad!
..We finally got snow!! :) Alyssa loves it!

My Blog

The 48 Laws of Power

Some people ask me "how". Some people ask me what I do. Some people call me a natural.I read this book called "The 48 Laws of Power". Now, I didnt learn everything I know from it, but its a great book...
Posted by -J- on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:20:00 PST

The Mack

Posted By:Dollar WebbGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by -J- on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

GET A LIFE

This one is dedicated to all the haters out there, who just want to talk shit, and cant stand it when other people have nicer things than they do.You know what? Its not my fault that you decide to wor...
Posted by -J- on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:13:00 PST

I want another tattoo

ok, so im wanting to finish some tribal style designs around the dragons above Alyssas name, and tie it all in together, but that will be a small design, with just a few lines, and no colors. As for ...
Posted by -J- on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

If you could be any animal...

What would you be?Obviously, by my background picture, I would pick the Great White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias). The Great White is the only animal left that is an apex predator (meanin...
Posted by -J- on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:58:00 PST

final thoughts on the CARVER : \

I'm still quite pissed off because neither Quentin, nor Kit were obvious choices for the carver. why, do you say? well, if you ARE a big enough fan, you would remember who, why, and where both que...
Posted by -J- on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 07:35:00 PST

the taint song

Sometimes... I feel... I've got to...Run away... I've got to...Get away...From the pain that you drive into the heart of meThe love we shareSeems to go nowhereAnd I've lost my lightFor I toss and turn...
Posted by -J- on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:22:00 PST

the carver

Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S i...
Posted by -J- on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:07:00 PST