Jaybee

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W ell i live in dinas powys near cardiff. I am about 5,9 and got some brownish hair and blue eyes. Erm i like to think im intersting. Not shy at all, some people get the impression im on hard drugs, but its not true honest xD
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'Jaybee': The phonetical pronounciation of 'J.B', the initials of John Barker. (incase you were woundering ;).
B Boisterous
A Arty
R Realistic
K Kinky
S Shy
T Terrific
E Excellent
R Refined
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A Bit About Me
Name: John Barker
Birthday: September 88
Birthplace: Cardiff
Current Location: Dinas Powys
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: Pardon?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Eric Kostons (es)
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Notreally got any, oh maybe Boobah
Your Perfect Pizza: Beef and Red Onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sell Hazman Properly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Hehe" or "Rofl"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why the fuck is my room on fire?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes or shoulders i spose
Your Bedtime: varies
Your Most Missed Memory: Lagoon in dinas powys
Pepsi or Coke: Coke :S
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton so can go comando at the same time
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yea sometimes
Do you Swear: yea its hard not to ever swear :S
Do you Sing: In my car yea
Do you Shower Daily: Yea
Have you Been in Love: Love your mother
Do you want to go to College: uni
&..39;Do you want to get Married:&..39; Yea
Do you belive in yourself: No im not real :S wtf kind of question is that lol
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope :S
Do you think you are Attractive: Spose
Are you a Health Freak: At the moment i am
Do you get along with your Parents: Mum yes, havent seen my dad in a long time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea ^^
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Whacky Backy rofl
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Dunno if we have those :S but sure :P
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yea :D Stunnin
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yea, jack Daniels, By mistake!
Ever been Drunk: Yes, many-a-time
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Yea lol
Ever Shoplifted: First thing i stole was a plastic crocodile
How do you want to Die: Getting shot loads of times :P
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Archeitect
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: One green and pne blue, OMG
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Same as me
Weight: who cares lol
Best Clothing Style: none? ;P
Number of Drugs I have taken: :S
Number of CDs I own: :S
Number of Piercings: Oh i like those
Number of Tattoos: And those :D
Number of things in my Past I Regret: at least a few ;P
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The Next Big Thing, Just You Wait!
This is chloe 1, she unfortunatley died in a car crash :( (not my fault :P)
And this is chloe2, she is also dead now :(
Ok, I have decided that the name 'Chloe' is an omen when it coes to naming my cars, I'm not knocking the name at all, wouldn't have called the first to it if i thought it was a shit name ;P. But ne way, i would like you all the meet kate :P
Why so many cars? This is why Arun the kid hall inspired me to be so darn cool
Emo Dave!
Heres a little section on emo dave, probably the best emo teddy around. Dave is so cool, his interest are Clubbing, gigs, playing in his band, blazing around in my car and tennis. He got a lush black slap down fringe (ofcourse) and some sweet pink converse shoes!
Heres Dave chilling in my car, ofcourse he has to have a seatbelt on so i made him one. Daves band (Cry cry an cry again) are releasing there debut album in the next couple of weeks. you should definatley go check it out.
The Eleven Man Crew xD
This is the 'eleven man crew' as people called it, best bunch of friends you could possibly have.
You Are 47% Vain
You're a little vain, but more than anything you have a healthy amount of confidence.
Thinking the world of yourself is great. Just don't think less of those who aren't as pretty as you!