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EliSheva

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About Me


Currently attending American River College. Have two brothers, both on myspace. One beautiful neice, named Jadyn. Light brown hair (whose look changes all the time, from boredom and the desire to be able to at least change something in my life), brown eyes, fourteen peircings, and a smile, that I hope to start using more often, thanks to my removed braces. I am in search of a job to keep my interest and pay the bills while I work towards the life I hope to have one day... Making a difference while dancing to the beat of my own drum, with the help of the local up-and-coming bands... *Hint Hint* Pay attention and help out your local bands, they will be the ones rockin out in the grandstands in the future... Your passion can help...Thank you Funk Master Claritin. Lol. :)
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me
Whats your real name? Elishevaleia (Brittany) Olander
How big is your bed? I'm never in my bed. Lol. (I sleep on the couch. what were you thinking?)
What are you listening to right now? iTunes on random... So who knows what's next... There is so much Incubus and Red Hot Chili Peppers on there, probably that. Lol. Then again, all of those locals...
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? The last four are unimportant, it is the first three, 420.
What was the last thing you ate? Rockstar. Mmm...
Last person you hugged? Waffells
How is the weather right now? Windy... keeps getting colder! Hmm... SNOWBOARDING!
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Leslie. Wait! Crap. I have a lot of people to call before tomorrow night! Everyone, go to the Halloween show at the Boardwalk, then go to the Roadhouse saturday night. Dress up both nights.
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Teeth,hair, eyes, how he carries himself. I really do love facial hair. Damn. Something about a guy that looks not older, but wiser maybe. I dont know. I cant place it. Maybe the fuzziness. I just love it though.
Favorite type of Food. Italian and mexican. And bakliva. Mmm.. I want some bakliva. Got any?
Do you want children? One day. I hope I am married and settled before then... Oh. Right. I am a virgin til marriage. Lol.
Do you drink? Mmmm... Alky alky. Drinky drinky.
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? This section has to editted after my 20th birthday... Sorry to all of those who I gave shit to in the past for not believing them that when they drank too much they couldn't remember. I always thought that they were just trying to make excuses. They might have been telling the truth. it definately happens...
Hair color? Brunette, kinda...
Eye colour? Light Hazel to Dark Brown
Do you wear contacts/glasses? Just to read sheet music...
Favorite holiday? New Years. Celebration of new beginning and a garanteed kiss. And 420...
Favorite Season? spring/summer
Have you ever cried over a boy? Definately. The good ones will make you cry, happy or sad. Just by making you overwhelmed by them. :)
Last Movie you Watched? Star Wars- Return of the Jedi
What books are you reading? A self help book...
Piercings? 14 and counting. I really want my spiral put back in, but into my cartilage this time, so I cant do this one on the pool table. Lol. Then my conch twist... Then my lip...
Favorite Movie? Cant choose... Sci-fi movies, Princess Bride, Grosse Pointe Blank, Chasing Amy, Count of Monte Cristo, Hero, V for Vendetta, anything that causes mental questioning.
Favorite basketball Team? Kings. I'm loyal.
What were you doing before filling this out? Updating my friends and my page. I love DSL. It moves so much faster. Doesn't help the internet addiction though...
Any pets? Two cats (I adopt) and Alhambra, Mason's fishy.
Dogs or cats? I own cats, but I like dogs... Cats are easier. They dont make as much of a mess and they kill things to impress you and to be morbid, dogs just kill things on accident. Less interesting.
Favorite Flower? Orange Asiatic Lilies. I love orange flowers. They make me weak at the knees.
Have you ever loved someone? Yes.
Who would you like to see right now? You know who you are.
Have you ever fired a gun? Yes.
Do you like to travel by plane? Yes.
Right-handed or Left-handed? Righty.
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? Hawaii. I miss Rose Bud, Brian, and Mason.
Are you missing someone? Yes.
Do you have a tattoo? Soon.
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? They aren't good anymore.
Are you hiding something from someone? Uh huh... Shh.
Are you 18? Thank goodness no. 20 yrears old. One more year until happiness...
What is the wallpaper on your cellphone? I dont want to talk about it. It was harsh of you to bring it up. Tear...
Did you get enough sleep last night? I dont really sleep, so, sure. I had time to watch Star Wars... The rest of the night was a dream and then writing, a dream and then drawing...
First thing you thought about this morning? I wonder how much of what we dream is real and how much is the mixture of randomly placed images and sounds in a comprehendable fashion? What is real?
What do you have handy at your bedside? Candles.
Grilled or fried? Grilled.
What makes you unique? My mental outlook.
Are you afraid of the dark? More afraid of the unknown that lies in the darkness.
Favorite hangout? Hardtimes and back porches.
3 things you can't live without? Music, People, The ability to be ever-changable and growing as a person.
Favorite song? I cant choose that. I live by music, it changes by my mood and to change my mood.
What are you afraid of? Not being in control.
Are you a giver or a taker? Giver. Giving makes me happier than taking (with exceptions)
What are your nicknames? Eli, Britt, Jew, Brita Water Filter, Britanny, SoCoJew, BritJew, Snatch
What is your dad's middle name? Donald
What is your mothers middle name? Dee
Stuck on a deserted island and could take one thing? You know who you are.
Favorite tv comercial? "I pinch" and those Sonic commercials, they border on the most hated and liked commercials. Why promote something so far away? Cruelty?!
Who's your cell phone provider? Cingular.
First thing you'll save in a fire? The people. All you other people are sick bastards.
Whats your favorite color? Black, Blue, White, and something about orange in flowers (so beautiful, I am always enraptured by them)
What are the things you always take with you?? My purse, it has my life in it- Yoda bag with my life saving tools (lol), my keys, my calendar, my vanilla lotion
What did you want to be when you were a kid? A singer and a marine biologist.
What do you do when the clock turns 11:11? Dont notice that, more of that I notice 4:20 and 3:33.
What color is your bedsheet? Maroon.
What do you think before you go to bed? Sleeping.

My Interests


Suck a dick, Save a smile.Krishna devotees in "Across the universe" movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDuSGSiZhEE


I'd like to meet:


If I want advice on how to get resin out of my bong, I'll come to you. But I am not getting romantic advice from someone who cant spell 'romantic' or 'advice', or 'bong'.

Music:




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Movies:


Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers…
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell our friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can sing well.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rub burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than everyone else.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol could lead you to believe that everyone is laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack yu Tink you can tipe real goOOd

Television:


I don't really have too much time to watch television, given that i actually don't get any channels on my television and haven't gotten around to doing anything about it. Hey, if I leave things broken, it is motivation to get better things right? My television may have stripes, but if I am going to spend the money, I want it to be worth it. I can't afford what I want, so I'll wait. In the mean time, striped and poor sound quality movies. :)

Books:




Heroes:


People that take each day like the next one could be worse. Live it like they have to know that their life was made for something great, if not for just one other person.

My Blog

Krishna devotees in "Across the universe" movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDuSGSiZhEE ...
Posted by EliSheva on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:05:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph...
Posted by EliSheva on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:55:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Lineage...
Posted by EliSheva on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

A.A.A.D.D.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - AgeActivated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how itdevelops: I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over atmy ca...
Posted by EliSheva on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:59:00 PST

2007 ---> 2008

Where did you begin 2007???? I think that is a bad sign... ???What was your status by Valentine's Day ?With Russell.Were you in school (at all) ?Yep.Did you have to go to the hospital?I wouldn't be me...
Posted by EliSheva on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:16:00 PST

Children and Choice

It took me personally a long time to get myself through this e-mail that a friend sent me a few days ago... It hurts. It is a painful thought to think that there are so many people in this world that ...
Posted by EliSheva on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

Memo to the Democrats passed on...

Congratulations on your mid-term election success. We've worked our asses off putting you into Congress. It isn't because we like you. We don't. Some of you we don't like at all. But we worked hard to...
Posted by EliSheva on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST

Lies for the public and private. Disclose yourself.

Lies. How many people do you know that live their lives as a lie? A small lie that seems like nothing to you, but possibly everything to someone else, or something larger, your identity, the true you....
Posted by EliSheva on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST

To all The Bored People...

To all of the bored people sitting at home on a Thursday night at already after one (theoretically making it friday)...Ever wonder why it seems other people have things going on while you sit bored, p...
Posted by EliSheva on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:18:00 PST

If I was your girlfriend...

If I was your girlfriend...   1.)how many times a day would you kiss me?2.)how many times a day would you just want to hold me?3.)would you take me places?4.)would you love me?5.)if we went out ...
Posted by EliSheva on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:50:00 PST