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About Me


Eternity in corridors of time and space, simplicity in lost beyonds and found befores.
The music I'm writing now is like a soundtrack of two lovers killing each other with their uncontrollable passion.
All this was just recently declassified from VERY top secret files. What you see before you has been clinically tested and proven to cause various side effects ranging from involuntary cuddling to mass hysteria. Be warned, there is no known cure.
I moved to NYC from Knoxville, TN in 2004 in search of a "life's change" or some crap like that. I got it.I'm the guitarist/vocalist for Status: Numeric, vocalist/thereminist for Codasleuth, ex-bassist for Escalator Fiend, and for a few months I was the theremin/synth player for pseudo-experimental NYC band Pile Of Face. Fun...stressful, but fun.
Currently I'm on bass and vocals fronting a sleaze-lounge/ jazz duo outfit named "Undressing Lauren", but we also play under the name "Glass Grass"
Projects currently on hold for an unknown amount of time:
"Project: Brundlefly", the fusion of previous concepts Codasleuth and Status: Numeric, has been renamed Number Cruncher.
"Status: T. and the Reverse Engineers", my electronica material.
"Noise Dossier", my solo-acoustic material.
Okay, on to the personal stuff! Where to start...I hate myself for my patience/tolerance, and love myself for my compassion/empathy. I know the score and I bide my time until the perfect moment to strike has arrived, even if it means waiting my entire life for that very moment. I'm the guy with the master plan but no reason good enough to go through with it. Make no mistake, I know what lurks behind your eyes and my doubts in you are well-founded...you may deceive me only because I allow you to. I leave no stone untouched, even when it's someone's heart.
As for what I'm all about...I think I like...winter, hot chocolate at any moment, being absent-minded, taking my time, losing track of time, laughing uncontrollably, starting arguments, ending arguments (with sex, of course), other people thinking I'm a genius when I know I'm not, back-to-back odd-time signatures, having visions without the need for hallucinagens, not ever being able to make up my mind, playing devil's advocate, cramping people's "style", not having any vices (except for brunettes), eating lots of ice cream just to spite people (you KNOW who you are!), women who don't reveal everything all at once, music that can summon emotion and memory from the heart, knowing I would make all the same mistakes/choices again if given the chance, and...not being able to remember all the things I probably do love and care about, but still knowing I love and care about those things.
Wow. Way too serious. That can't be me. I'm just a crazy ball of fire that needs relighting every once in a while. Got a match? Lighter fluid? Come on now people...do I always have to do everything myself?
AIM/MSN/YAHOO--codasleuth
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a passionate desire for making and performing innovative works of literature, art and music...as well as anyone who likes that feeling you get when your feet have been asleep, and then you get that super-tingly sensation when you wake them up and try to walk...that's the best! (Is that weird?)

Oh yeah, and Christopher Walken...but just to let him know I'm taking over his turf.

Check me out! Your's truly (Codasleuth) tearing it up in the PUNK ROCK PILLOW FIGHT!!!

Punk Rock Pillow Fight from The Brooklyn Ink on Vimeo .

My wife and her horse...

Funny because it's so true...

I really, really, REALLY wish I were Asian. Then I could do the following:

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My Blog

A year later, back in NYC...

Well, a year has passed and I suddenly find myself back in Brooklyn.  So much has happened and so much is about to and I can't wait for the madness of it all.  All I returned with were some ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:39:00 GMT

Back in K-Town

Well, it's official. I'm a Knoxville resident once again after 2 1/2 years in NYC. I hope to be able to re-connect with everyone I knew, as well as make as many new and interesting friends as I can....
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:18:00 GMT

Recording is hell...

Click, click, click...fucking click track...DIE!  Okay, so maybe it doesn't bother me at all anymore, but still, recording is hell.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 00:42:00 GMT

Latest dream...longest one too...

I'm riding on a bus with a young boy. He seems to be upset. He's about 8 or 9 years old, and I think he's my son but only because he has nobody else there with him. He is talking to me and he is sitti...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 22:42:00 GMT

Another dream, from three days ago...(taken from my notes after waking)

I'm working in a store or a restaurant making cheese sauce.  There are a bunch of mexicans, and there are lots of items being sold on Ebay, even the cheese sauce. Next thing I know, I'm at a sma...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:24:00 GMT

I quit New York!

That's right. I quit you New York! You're not good enough for me. I got a $50 ticket last night for sitting on a park bench and talking on my phone. Fuck you New York. While contesting the ticket, the...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 14:13:00 GMT

I have an anti-fan club! How cool is this? Check it out!

So yeah, it seems I'm now a gay racist. Yup, some asshole friend of the guy who called me a racist (please refer to the comments on my main profile) decided to take up the fight and bring down white p...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:58:00 GMT

I've decided to be...

...a racist to people who for some reason think I am and cannot be convinced I am not. ...an asshole to anyone who thinks I already am because I've learned that 99.99% of the human population are not...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:40:00 GMT

Drunk and horny...

Yes, I got somewhat drunk tonight.  Went out dancing, had some fun, went home and masturbated.  Life is grande.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:48:00 GMT

In response to being called an undercover racist by a BLACK FUCKTARD.

An asshole decided to leave a comment telling the world how much of an "undercover" racist I am. I wrote him (screenname: LonelyDogCaughter) back this message about a minute ago. I was pissed off, and...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:48:00 GMT