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I've got no idea what the hell I'm doing.

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I'd like to meet:

George Lucas, Kevin Smith, Nick Hornby, and L.Ron Hubbard, so he can explain what the hell he was thinking when he came up with Scientology!
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Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions

ZERO GRAVITY TOILET PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USE1. The toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details o...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:54:00 GMT

9 Reasons To Become an Evil Super Villain

1. You will have more friendsPeter Parker was a social outcast. Norman Osborne was the popular kid. Reed Richards was a dorky scientist. Victor Von doom was a rich socialite. Anyone else sensing a pat...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 13:55:00 GMT

Gooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll!!!!! (Here We Go Again)

It's World Cup time again!! Australia has made the finals for the first time in 32 years. In previous years, I have supported Germany (Dad's German), but this year, there could end up being an Austral...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:07:00 GMT

MLX5 The Shoestring Exchange

MLX5 has just finished, and what a great time it was! It was my first time being involved in organising something like this, and thankfully it was a huge success. We only had 8 weeks to organise it,...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:51:00 GMT

The Fifth Horseman Of The Apocalypse

Anyone got George Bush's phone number, I want a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the little bastards that climbed into the supposedly secure parking lot in my apartment building, broke into my car and st...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 23:58:00 GMT

Exhaustion

The Motorcycle expo is over!! After 80 hours work in 5 days, I have finally recovered enough to surface in the real world. Nothing like 2 days in front of the TV/in bed to get you over that type of sc...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:03:00 GMT

Farewell

Yesterday my Grandfater passed away quietly, from a combination of cancer, heart disease and old age. He was 94, and had a long and fulfilling life, so it is not a terrible thing that he has gone. It...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:58:00 GMT

Motivation (or lack thereof)

I gotta go back to work, but I just can't get motivated. I need the money!! Somebody help me!!! Give me huge amounts of money so I can live a life of leisure, please.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 19:56:00 GMT

Well here I am

After my trip to the US, all I got was "Are you on MySpace?", so now I'm on here. Hopefully I'll find a bunch of the great people I mnet while I was in the US and Canada, so I can keep in touch with t...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jul 2005 04:46:00 GMT