I am an overweight Shi-tzu doggie from China. I have eaten too much fried Chinese food and now I need to go on a diet. I have no bitch, and my balls were cut off years ago.
Hey, Bob barking here!!! If you want the best doggie bows you need to go visit my human friend Heather's doggie bow store!
These bows and the owner are BOB APPROVED!!! Visit them at:WWW.PET-ICULARDOGBOWS.COMTell her Bob sent ya!!!
PLEASE VISIT THE CLUB - I AM THE PRESIDENT!
NOW I GETS TO SHARE SOME SPECIAL VIDEOS THAT MY DADDY LIKES!!!! I WILL HAVE DADDY PUT TWO UP EVERY FEW WEEKS!
FIRST - BLUE MAN GROUP!
AND NOW, Cirque Du Soleil !!!!
MA NA MA NA
FOGHORN VS DOG!!!!
ROAD RUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Shih Tzu
What is your name? Bob
What other nicknames do you have? Robert, Bobby, Rbert Roberts, Bob Roberts.
What is your favorite treat? Ham Bone.
What would your owner describe you as? Overweight.
What is the funniest thing you have done? Skidded across a newly waxed floor!
What is the bravest thing you have done? I needed to pee in 12 inches of snow!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? YEP (mommy says she has them in a jar somewhere)
Are you a social animal? YES!
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? NO! I am a good doggie!
Are you friendly? VERY!
Are you overweight? YES!!!! VERY!
Do you like warm milk? NO WAY - Milk is for cats!
Do you eat cheese? Yes, and bolagna and ham!
Do you eat bugs? Nope
Do you live with other animals? Just my daddy HAHAHA.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? In summer I like it outside. In winter - BRRRRR!
Do you like to exercise? I walk every night!
Do you like car rides? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Do you get into stuff? Just the trash can until daddy found out!
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? YES!
Do you like to swim? NO WAY! I dont even like the rain!
Do you chase laser pen dots? Screw that - Only cats do that!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? YES, very much!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!