They called us bourgeois for urging people to abandon bourgeois culture.They called us anti-worker for refusing complicity in exploitation.They dismissed our advocacy of plagiarism as unoriginal.They mocked us for producing paper bullets, Then cried foul play when those projectiles hit their targets.When we subsisted on crusts of bread, they insisted it was the upper crusts; When we discovered cornucopias of abundance, they preferred their sour grapes.We’ve been branded militants and dilettantes, black bloc and bête noire, primus inter pariahs.