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Douglas

If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, Yes!

About Me

Dork. Geek. Loser. Everything I like is gay to everyone else. I tend to want things I can't have. Everybody likes me for some reason. I hate everything. Don't talk to me.

My Interests

MUSIC. COMIC BOOKS. BASEBALL. Zombies. The Force. Football. Monsters. Gore. Vigilante Justice. American History. Norse Mythology. Mississippi Burning .

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee, Bob Kane, Alan Moore, John Byrne, Chris Claremont, George Pérez, Peter Criss, Jenna Fischer, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Prince, and David Lee Roth

Music:


Movies:

..GHOSTBUSTERS, Star Wars Trilogy, Godzilla Saga, Back to the Future, The Monster Squad, The Shinning, Halloween, Demolition Man, Teen Wolf, The Big Lebowski, Evil Dead Trilogy, Troma Flicks, Kevin Smith films, anything with Edward Norton and/or zombies in it.

Television:

The Simpsons The Office Seinfeld Baseball Looney Tunes Smallville Buffy the Vampire Slayer Futurama ::sigh:: how I loathe Televison

Books:

Comics. Lots and lots of Comics. Mostly (98.7% of the time) "mainstream" comics...due to my fixation on SuperHeroes/Villians and the crazy predicaments they get into. I dabble in the "underground" comics on occasion

Heroes:

Captain America Batman Nightcrawler Moon Knight The Punisher Peter Venkman Winston Zeddemore Ray Stanz Egon Spengler The Flash (Barry Allen) Martian Manhunter Colossus The Spectur Invisible Woman Beast Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

My Blog

Possibly one of THE saddest things ever...

observe... tell me it isn’t......
Posted by Douglas on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PST

Fuck Yes...

I own this on DvD but it needed to be somewhere to pull up at all times.SUPERMAN VS CAPTAIN MARVEL I can't stop eating peanut M&Ms......
Posted by Douglas on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:55:00 PST

BEHOLD! My Blog of Rock!

Here's some shit you should watch cause it rocks. 1. "She" by KISS 2. "Into the Void" by Black Sabbath 3. "Unchained" by Van Halen 4. "Emerald" by Thin Lizzy 5. "Skulls" by The Misfits 6. "Colony of B...
Posted by Douglas on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:19:00 PST

Metal...

Sucks now. Give it up. I'm sick of kids picking up instruments and trying to play. Go listen to Black Sabbath or Possessed or something. or Check out THE SWORD!!!!!!!holy shit. ...
Posted by Douglas on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

"Food and The Force"...

    So I just got through watching all 6 Star Wars movies in a row.  Yea IN A ROW.  Started at 11am Saturday Morning.  15 Hours of Epic space battles and evil empire stop...
Posted by Douglas on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

ALPHA FLIGHT: THE MOVIE

Yes my friends, ALPHA FLIGHT: THE MOVIE! Who is Alpha Flight you ask?? You don't know, then fuck you and stop reading this now you non comic reading fuck...Nah just yanking ya. Marvel Comics's Alph...
Posted by Douglas on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST