I enjoy doing nothing, so keep your extreme living/maximum life potential cult away from me.
I think karma is a ridiculous idea and people should be embarrassed by it. Seriously. Think it over, get embarrassed.
Another thing: Quit bragging about blowing off jury duty. Worst conversation ever.
I saw some homeless guys behind a dumpster having a very tender moment. Nicer than your mom ever was.
I hate Rick Steves.
