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Lords of Acid

About Me

I terrorize waiters and waitresses in New Orleans, LA. In between visits to Red Lobster, Crapplebee's, and Chili's, I live in a brick house. I have been happily married for 3 years to a very loving husband.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A waiter or waitress who takes care of me FIRST. For example, my husband and I are at table 3. You're at table 5. The server comes over to me and gets my drink order. They should immediately fill my drink order before going over to table 5 if i was there first. Also, the server must not bus tables before taking care of me. Automatic free refills are out of the question. Most importantly, write down my orders, as I have tons of modifications to reflect my love of condiments and picky eating!

My Blog

Chili's

Today I went to Chili's.  I ordered fajitas with 2 sides of ranch and one side of tartar sauce.  My waiter--that INDIOT--wouldn't write it down.  Also, he gave automatic refills, and ev...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:50:00 GMT