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Dirty Ernesto aka Beef Supreme

I like my women like my sloppy joes, extra sloppy.

About Me

My name is Ernesto, and I am a dirty mexican. I take showers don't miss interpret me, it's just that I live a life of debauchery and often throw up on myself. I care very little of the opinions of others. Unless of course they are the opinions of Gwar, Ronnie James Dio, The President of Mexico or his holiness, the great Chuck Norris. My hair reflects my lifestyle. The Mullet aka the 10 Ninety is business up front and party in the back. Ten percent normal Ninety percent anarchy. My values are morally good although they can be easily swayed with promises of balogna sandwiches and dirty sex with cheap ugly women. If you want to find me look in the obvious places. On the corner of Monument and Oak Grove next to the U Haul, Tranny Karaoke Bars, Sunday Brunch at the strip club, La Tapatia or at the Captains Chest

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My Interests

My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy), Photography, I am probably the greatest photographer I know,Sportbikes, Midget Porn, Mexican Hate Groups, Mexican Support Groups, Drinking Champagne, Eating La Tapatia, Fucking with Johnny Law, Walking in other peoples shoes, Lighting couches on fire, Getting you drunk then flipping over everything in your house. I love triple decker balogna sandwiches with extra mayo, The moon, it fascinates me, Art of all types, Theme Parties, Hide and Seek, Tag, Cheap malt liquor, Upper Deckers, Chillin with the homeless, Wearing mullets, Goats, Piñatas and Naked Bocce. I one day hope to live in trailer on the beach in mexico earning a living as a male entertainer and doing notary and resolving passport issues for tourists in the nude .. ..

I'd like to meet:

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Which drunk are you?
You're GG Allin kinda drunk
Drenched in urin and vomit, you stopped caring about self image about 3 lives ago, you're a shame to humanity and your death will be a relief to most of us... yet, such enduring life of filth amazes us somehow.

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Amigos
I have many drunk ass friends!
Crystal da Pistol

Goat Debauchery

Brotha From Anotha Motha

Steve The Pirate Whore

The Penis Avenger

Fuji

K Money

Your Mom

Nurse Hardbody

Sandy Williams

.. Tara "Take Me Seriously" Tietjen

Sandoor Son Of Gandor
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Music:



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Movies:

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Books:

Books are for suckas!

Heroes:

Johhny Carson, Thomas the Train who could, Ultraman, My alterego, Ethiopians, The Third Season Cast of 21 Jump Street and Jesus Christ