My Name Is Kelly
And I Probably Think
You're Too Stupid To Talk To
True Words To Live By
"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass..."
It is about getting out there and dancing in the rain..."
....I'm married to the most amazing man in the world
.... I'm irish so I love to drink. At least I can blame it on that
.... I often threaten to slap people in the eye
.... In my past life I was a serial killer. Possibly Jack the Ripper
.... I'm a proud mommy of two boys!
.... When I say I hate someone, I mean it
.... I'm mohawk indian but nobody can tell because I'm so white
.... My boys are my life
.... I'll only let you see one side of me. The side I allow you to know
.... I have an issue with Hawaiian Punch
.... I love Pirates!!!
.... I love my sister to death
.... I hate people named Hans!!
.... I think duct tape can fix everything
.... I call people while I'm watching tv and then don't talk to them
.... I love the band GARBAGE
.... I still think Barbies are cool
.... I love Starbucks
.... I can pee standing up...not very well, but I can do it
.... I love catching snowflakes on my toungue
.... I love dressing up
.... I'm addicted to myspace - get real. you are too.
.... I love the snow
.... I think Chuck Norris is Wicked Awesome!
.... I hate listening to drama but love causing it
.... I hate people who are fake, assholes, or bitches
.... I could sleep all day
.... I only have one true friend but many good ones
.... Watching movies..good,bad,funny,scary...you name it
.... Taking weird pictures
.... Making stupid faces
.... I once cut a chunk of my hair off in 5th grade on a dare
.... I obsess over potato salad and could live off of it
.... I hate old people and would like to run them over with a car. I'm currently working on the video game with Lucy
.... I'm ready to admit my past obsession with hanson and the spice girls
.... I regret nothing what-so-ever even if I should
.... I need music to live
.... I am a huge procrastinator
.... I believe in fate
.... I think there are way too many geese in Illinois
.... I'm trying to stop swearing. It's the hardest habit to break
.... I hate Hollister and Abercrombie & Fitch
.... I use the word "wicked" all the time....yeah it's the new yorker in me
.... I hate talking to people who type slow
.... Nobody knows the real me
.... I miss the Goten, that's the best restaurant ever!
.... I was born in Massachusetts but I tell people I'm from New York because I lived there for 10 years
.... I exaggerate stories x10
.... Whenever I hear music I have to dance
.... I watch way too much tv
.... Whenever I make out I have to have sex
.... Nip/Tuck, DeGrassi, CSI and Heroes are my favorite shows
.... I am obsessed with Target. That's why I work there
.... I love Hello Kitty. Just come check out my bathroom.
.... I like to make jokes during movies but hate when people ask questions
.... My birthday always ends up terrible
.... I have a lot of respect for funny people
.... I would sleep with Lindsay Lohan any day of the week
.... I love Bridget Jones's Diary
.... I hate girls who think it's cute to be dumb
.... I'm a camera whore
.... I clean everywhere I go. Sorry.
.... I am a sucker for a boy who can make me laugh
.... Since watching Battle Royale. I think Japanese guys are hot.
.... I'm super organized
.... I never call people back when I say I will
.... I always give girls dirty looks
....I'm a total bitch when need be
.... I hate crying, it makes me feel weak
.... I am wicked indecisive. Making decisions suck.
.... I hate feet
.... Sosuke Takaoka is sooooooo hot!!!
.... I have been to a theme motel on more then one occasion
....I drink everything from the container
....I have a wicked Irish temper.
.... I love video games especially Zelda. The original was the best!
....I am a stubborn mule
....I love to read twisted sick books
.... I never think before I talk or do something
.... I get sad talking to old friends about past times
.... I love shopping but I never have money
.... I think hand cuffs are kinky
.... I like to dance in the car
.... I love old cartoons
.... Most people who think they know everything about me, when actually they don't know a thing about the real me
.... I don't smoke. I think it's a waste of money
.... I love hot topic but always seem to be dressed preppy when I go there
.... I always have my cell phone but never answer it
.... I'm not prejudice and think people who are should die
.... I hate spiders but think snakes are cool
.... I never bothered "playing hard to get" I just went after who I liked. Ask Mark
.... I love skinny boys
.... I get super jealous even when I shouldn't
.... I cannot stand being sober in a room full of drunks
.... I have one tattoo
.... I love getting attention
I also think that Chuck Norris is wicked badass! Chuck you're the man. And if anyone disagrees Chuck knows..and he's gonna give you a roundhouse kick to the face. So watch out!!
