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The Gundam Prince

Spartan Butt Muscle!!!

About Me

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED" "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.-- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (book one of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy series), p. 50

My Interests

I love porno and bass and squirrels and meats and pajamas and fast horses and Irish people and Nurses and most of indiana and a couple of cats and my large scarey sword. Most of all over everything I love Night COUrt

I'd like to meet:

A Man riding an osterich

Music:

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? I have.

Movies:

I personally Enjoy a the new slew of modern ninja flicks. You know House of flying daggers, Hero, Kung-Fu Hustle. Also old quirkamaroos like Dr. Strangelove. Things that provoke thoughts and questions about our world and conscience. Dive in past your elbow as my dad said (though he was talking about my friend Jess and not the joy of cracking power through those ol' synapse) Plus anything with side boob and poop jokes.

Books:

You must read the Art of War. also I have subscribed to Cat Fancy for years. It will rock you. Possibly, it will roll you as well.

Heroes:

I love my level five wizard with +5 luck armor and my wanderers sword of destiny and my pphhht!!!

My Blog

Payton In Heroin City

Holy pill poppin' granny! I was talking to my mother and she informed me that the savior himself, King Payton of Manning, and his might train of warriors are descending into the seattle area on chris...
Posted by The Gundam Prince on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:41:00 PST

I love my Kitten

My cat is grey. He likes to sleep in his basket on my desk and watch me play my vids. He loves a good story. He doesn't get into politics unless he starts drinking and then hold on to your hats boy...
Posted by The Gundam Prince on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:20:00 PST

Plasma and gastro

So I was at the local tavern and I met this woman named Freya. She was about 5'7", had huge hands and feet, and a pair of boobs that likened to fried eggs. So I says to her I says "Freya, that's a w...
Posted by The Gundam Prince on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:29:00 PST