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AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2!

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About Me

I'm ready to conquer the world and have fun in the process. I'm into video games, movies, music, basically anything that exists for entertainment and/or enjoyment. It's time for me to focus my life and accept what I haven't believed, to understand what I haven't comprehended, and to explore the deepest reaches of this great Earth. It's time to finally make a stand and discover who I really am. Bring on life!

My Interests

Video games, movies, general tomfoolery

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that succeeds in what they love

Music:

The Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Xplicit Content, The Descendents, The Birthday Massacre, Millencolin, Pink Floyd, Incubus, 311, Led Zeppelin, The Used, The Strokes, Modest Mouse, Coldplay, Linkin Park, Trust Company, Everclear, any local bands, 'Anyway You Want It' by Journey, any songs ever from any Tony Hawk game (especially 1 and 2)

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Jurassic Park, Hills Have Eyes (2006), The Descent, Unleashed (aka Danny the Dog), Ong Bak: Thai Warrior, Starship Troopers, Hostel, RoboCop, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, The Devil's Rejects, Donnie Darko, Friday the 13th Parts 2, 6, and 7, King Kong (2005), Batman Begins, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Punch-Drunk Love, Adaptation, The Breakfast Club, Bridge to Terabithia, Identity, and any independent film ever made

Television:

The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Futurama, Batman Beyond, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Family Guy, Twilight Zone, Salute Your Shorts, That 70's Show, Dead Like Me, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Legends of the Hidden Temple, GUTS, Figure It Out, Nick Arcade, Finders Keepers, Get the Picture, Double Dare, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Party Time!

Books:

Bridge to Terabithia, Haunted, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way, The Zombie Survival Guide, Fight Club, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor

Heroes:

Anybody that does something with their life

My Blog

Poem - "Woman Ironing" (Based on a painting by Pablo Picasso)

Woman Ironing (Based on a painting by Pablo Picasso) Watch the woman work with her calloused hands, her hunched figure stained with the sadness of an overcast day faded in shadows. Her firm fingers bu...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:37:00 PST

AverageMovieGuy.com - My First Review! (Live Free or Die Hard)

The title pretty much sums it up: I've just created a website, AverageMovieGuy.com, where I will review and preview all sorts of new movies. The site is still a work-in-progress and very much unfinish...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

"The Summer I Died" = The Summer I Died

Hey. I thought it was about time for a new blog, especially with all the shit going on in my life. In case you haven't noticed, I've been extremely depressed lately (more than usual) and with many rea...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST

research

Steven NelsonHistory of CinemaBill Stamets05-11-06The Gore the Merrier: How and Why Horror Movies Have Become More Gruesome and Sexual Horror is an ever-changing film genre that has mutated significan...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:44:00 PST

My Updated Resume (now with 100% more Andy Dick!)

Steven Nelson 5209 W. 138th St. Crestwood, IL 60445 email: [email protected]  (708) 256-3139   Short Films-Pick Four, Actor - Winner of the MVCC Film Festival-Start, Writer and...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:59:00 PST

Dream Treatment

Steven NelsonDream TreatmentDevelopment and Pre-production03/31/06Falling&A young's man face. A close-cut messy beard engulfs his chin, his ear-length coal black hair surrounds his closed eyes, and hi...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST

Primary Report 1

Steven Nelson Script Analysis Primary Report #1 Ghost World Producing Primary Report #1: Production Analysis of Ghost World              Ghost Wo...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:50:00 PST

In Defense of the Xbox 360

The following is an educated, but brief, defense of the Xbox 360 by a life-long gamer and 360 owner.   I have noticed a disturbing amount of negative criticisms in the gaming community regarding ...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:55:00 PST

Link to Test Footage for the Upcoming Feature-Length Film, "Horror Candy"

http://www.redfilms.org/category/screening-room/ Hey! Go to this link to check out some test footage for a film I'm working on as a Production Assistant, called "Horror Candy." It gives you an id...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

Metaphorical Moment

Steven Nelson Development & Preproduction Metaphorical Moment 03-17-06 It's a Good Thing I Don't Exercise              My friend and I stood w...
Posted by AverageMovieGuy.com Reviews P2! on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:46:00 PST