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Puddin

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About Me

"What we're doing is giving meaning to the meaningless, that can't apply if your house is your car."

I love writing.
I love guitar.
I love life.
I love existance.
I love my country.
I love my life.
I love music.
I love death metal.
I love the occult.
I love physics.
I love geometry.
I love reading.
I love singing.
I love sleeping.
I love waking up.
I love seeing nature the way it should be...untarnished and pristine.
I love a good sunrise.
I love a good sunset.
I love the beach.
I love the sand.
I love the ocean.
I love the forest.
I love nature.
I love nihilism.
I love skipping stones on a lake.
I love swimming.
I love the sun.
I love fish.
I love birds.
I love deer.
I love my family.
I love my friends.
I love the earth.





I hate the government.
I hate society.
I hate civilization.
I hate thieves.
I hate liars even more.
I hate the economy.
I hate jobs.
I hate cars.
I hate streets.
I hate cities.
I hate pollution.
I hate AIDS and cancer.
I hate morons.
I hate politics.
I hate the color pink...especially if it's painted on a wall.
I hate pop music.
I hate SUV's.
I hate skyscrapers.
I hate underwear.
I hate preachers and priests and people in general that tell me I live my life the wrong way.
I hate fossil fuel usage.
I hate television.
I hate sidewalks and super highways.
I hate globalization.
I hate consumerism.
I hate people preocupied with what's gonna happen with their death as opposed to what they are trying to do with their lives.
I hate hypocrites.
I hate back stabbers. I hate rapists.
I hate woman beaters.
I hate molesters.
I hate crack heads.
I hate Yanni.
I hate Unicorns.
I hate alot of shit.
But I'll tell you this...there's nothing I hate more than close-minded-ness. The inability to accept, possibly wild and imaginative, however, relevant and conceptually sound and proven ideas, to me, suggests the inability to evolve.
I suffer from misanthropia.
I hate the human race.
Click here to see all that is Nihilist.
Click here to see all that should be legalized.
Or better yet, click here to have your ears officially raped.
Click here or here to learn about a new way of thinking.Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Let's shake this square world and blast off to kicksville.
ARE YOU THIS EVIL?I belong in the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis.
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate

What not to do on the side of the road..
KILL YOURSELF, YOU'RE BREATHING ALL MY AIR Free PORN!!!
MY FUCKING SIGN: Virgo
Sun 23° Virgo 20' MY FUCKING HOROSCOPE
for today »
MY FUCKING MOON SIGN: Taurus
Moon 25° Taurus 59' Taurus Horoscope
for today »
MY FUCKING RISING SIGN: Aries
Ascendant 15° Aries 14' Aries Horoscope
for today »
POWERED BY THE BLOOD OF ANGELS, SAINTS, AND KITTENS
SOME GOOD FUCKING METAL!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Jeremy
Birthday: September 15, 1984
Birthplace: A hospital
Current Location: My parent's house
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Blackfoot, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fallen's...they're comfortable as hell
Your Weakness: Breasts and thighs.................................I'm talking about fried chicken, get your head out of the gutter...
Your Fears: Not completing what I am to do with my life before I die
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, mushroom, sausage, green peppers, black olives, red onion, canadian bacon, lots of cheese and extra sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get the fuck out of my parent's house...god I love 'em, but I'm sick of living here...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What's instant messenger?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Work...
Your Best Physical Feature: My goatee...it's growing back
Your Bedtime: 3 if I don't have to open at work the next day...
Your Most Missed Memory: Honestly, memories of my grand-dad...he was a fucking bad-ass.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi...coke hurts my nose...and lungs...and general respiratory system
MacDonalds or Burger King: Why not just go and buy shit and put it between two pieces of bread? That's what you're doing...
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton...if you pick nestea, you will burn in the 7th plane of hell when you die.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: I am right now
Do you Swear: Every goddamn day
Do you Sing: I sing death metal in my car and in the shower...
Do you Shower Daily: Is this a yes or a no question?
Have you Been in Love: Of course I have...love is a feeling all humans come to understand, strangely enough...
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: I dunno...
Do you belive in yourself: When I want to
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Attractive is a subjective matter.
Are you a Health Freak: Nah...I smoke...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very well, mind you.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Do you play an Instrument: I play guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ...this IS a joke, right?
In the past month have you Smoked: Is this a trick question?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define drugs...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I fuckin wish...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That's both disgusting and gluttoneous at the same time...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've been having cravings lately...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No...
Ever been Drunk: Come on, are you serious?
Ever been called a Tease: Nah...
Ever been Beaten up: By words, but not by fists...
Ever Shoplifted: Thieves should have their hands severed.
How do you want to Die: In a hail of gunfire, jumping out of an airplane, drowning, burned alive, anything but lung cancer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a nuclear physicist with a minor in quantum mechanics
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: not too tall, not too short...
Weight: not too thick, not too thin...
Best Clothing Style: Clothing optional
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hmmm....8...different drugs, right? If you mean today, then just one...or two...
Number of CDs I own: Not enough
Number of Piercings: None yet...
Number of Tattoos: None yet...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Two...just two things...
Go play guitar - or - Learn about the drugs you ingestI'm in a band called the VELVEETA BROTHERS. I play guitar...go figure...
"If in everyday life, you are asked about continued existence after death by one of those people who would like to know everything but refuse to learn anything, the most appropriate and approximately correct answer is: 'After your death you will be what you were before your birth.' For this answer implies that it is preposterous to demand that a species of existence which had a beginning should not have an end; in addition, however, it contains a hint that there may be two kinds of existence and, correspondingly, two kinds of nothingness." -Arthur Schopenhauer


I fear no man,
I fear no God,
I seek no heaven,
I fear no hell,
I have no heroes,
I have no faith,
I bow before no one.
I am a Nihilist.

Thank the military for crazy fucks like this guy...I bet he's really fucking good at his job.NO SCOPE! Ok, fine, he uses a scope...

My Interests

bacon, the absence of morality and/or value placed upon items that sustain no such tangible value, beer, chocolate cake, choppers, cold showers, death metal, demons, drugs, eggs, fast cars, freezing cold showers, gonzo journalism, greasy food, guitar, jager bombs, jaggermeister, life, metal, mint chocolate chip icecream, monsters, naked women, nihilism, nothing, pain, pizza, porn, red stripe beer, scalding hot showers, sex, spawn, speed metal, steak, video games, violence and my guitar...breathing is about as important as my guitar, just to put it into perspective...I love seeing and hearing musicians that bring different things to the table, like Satriani, Vai, Malmsteen, Dime, the really good ones...
You scored as Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru), You might well be Asatru, or Norse Pagan. With prodominantly Germanic and Slavic roots, the Gods of the Norse are strong, bawdy and passionate. Many men feel drawn to these gods, and this is the faith for those who celebrate courage, valor and strength. Home of one of the most well known Gods of mischief and fire, Loki, followers of this pantheon tend to be full of good humor and also strong in spirit and frequently the protectors of those they care for.

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


50%

Shamanic Pagan


45%

Ecclectic Pagan


40%

Zoroastrian Pagan


35%

Kabbalistic Pagan


25%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans


20%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan


20%

Eastern Pagan


15%

Catholic (Pagan?)


10%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan


5%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan


0%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan


0%
What kind of Pagan are you?
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I'd like to meet:

The creators of THIS FUCKED UP SHOW...seriously, dose up much? God, the Devil, Slayer, Abe Lincoln, Harvey Birdman, Dimebag Darrell (RIP in PCE, brothaman...CFH fo LFE), Jimi Hendrix, Scott Ian, Duane Allman, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Jimmy Page, Les Paul, Alexi Laiho, Brian Posehn, Mastodon...oh, wait, I DID meet Mastodon...and it was fuckin sweet... The REAL president of the United Corperations of America, the Pope, BORAT, Wolverine, the Dali Lhama, Varg Vikernes...I have absolutly nothing negative to say about Varg. He loves the earth and he loves nature and, forgive me if I am putting words into his mouth, but he probably feels the same way I do about civilization. There's too much bad shit in this world and Varg was trying to get rid of the disease that has become civilization...virus with feet.I'd love to meet Trey. He has been a huge influence on my playing in the past few years. Chuck was amazing. I'm convinced that this was God and the Second Coming has already happened... This is one of the most beautiful ladies in the world...and she shreds a violin like it's her little bitch...As far as my gear I use, well, Marshall Amps, Ibanez guitars, Monster Cables, Dunlop Tortex picks, Dean Markley Blue Steels, Peavey Cabs, and this custom fuzz pedal I got from a guy out in Texas...well, you've never heard it before and probably don't even know what it looks like because it is a hand made pedal from a student in some university out there. It sounds very, very good.

KNOW YOUR COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD!



THESE PEOPLE ARE VOTING. THEY ARE MINDLESS GOLEMS, TOOLS USED TO THWART THE FORMATION OF AN INTELLIGENT GOVERNMENT. Besides, would you actually let these dumb fuckers vote? Should their completely uneducated vote MEAN something? Should sheer ignorance be recognized and allowed, if not, encouraged? NONE of these people are familliar with ANY of the policies the presidential candidates. No one wants to vote for Hillary because she's a bitch and NO ONE knows ANY of Obama's policies. http://www.attheecho.com/wordpress/wp-content/2007/11/melvin s.jpg GOD I LOVE THE MELVINS.

Music:

The Crown, Amon Amarth, Beheaded, The Berzerker, Cephalic Carnage, Death, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Pantera, Morbid Angel, Beneath the Massacre, Damageplan, Nile, Vader, In Flames, Iced Earth, Bob Marley Damien Marley, The Coup, Crotch Duster, Carcass, Satyricon, Zyklon, 1349, 311, Jimi Hendrix, Napalm Death, Strapping Young Lad, Opeth, Fear Factory , Cryptopsy, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Dream Theater, Death Angel, Stormtroopers of Death, Dark Tranquility, Nevermore, Gwar Apocalyptic Visions, Lamb of God, Deicide, Origin, Lynard Skynard, ZZ Top, Ted Nugent, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Job For A Cowboy, Les Claypool, THE MELVINS, BIG BUSINESS, Primus...there's so many more, I simply care not to list...

http://clubspaceland.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bigbu siness.jpgBIG BUSINESS PWNS ALL!

Movies:

Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, The Good The Bad The Ugly, Dirty Harry, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, TMNT (the first one...with Jim Henson puppetry artwork...truly beautiful...no cgi in that one), Star Wars (all Six of them), Natural Born Killers, the first ten minutes of Troy, American History X, Pirates of the Carribean I and II (All I have to say about the second one is the KRAKKEN!!!), Waking Life, Science of Sleep, Black Hawk Down, Terminator 2, Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, Beavis and Butthead do America, Team America: World Police, Hero, Enter the Dragon...shit, anything with Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan's Who am I (really badass kick fight between him and this other dude...he did some fucking scary stunts in that one)...um...Silence of the Lambs, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Pan's Labrynth (it's not a cheesy kid flick, a dude gets his face smashed in by a vodka bottle...brutal shit), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Transformers, The Abyss, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Predator, Terminator, Eternal Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine, Run Lola Run

Television:

Television is alot like our current government...convincing the masses to buy shit you do not need, to feed the material and not of the soul...good luck finding inner peace inside a glass and plastic box...Ren and Stimpy and Beavis and Butthead...the only two shows worth watching anymore. It's too bad TV today lacks such worthy substance like fart jokes and Powdered Toast Man. TV is a soul-less machination created for the sole purpose to sedate you and keep you tranquilized so that you will never think for yourself and stiffle the creative flow found in every living, breathing entity.Too bad it's all brain rot now....except Weeds and Mythbusters...I fucking love Mythbusters...Dick Chenny is a fucking asshole. He badmouths WOLF MOTHERFUCKIN BLITZER! NO ONE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BADMOUTH WOLF BLITZER! "OF COURSE I'M FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT MY 6th GRANDCHILD. DO I NOT FUCKING LOOK HAPPY?" (Mr. Chenny, you ALWAYS look pissed.)

Books:

I like Chuck Palahniuk, some Poe, Shakespeare...HP LOVECRAFT HAS SOME SCARY SHIT...but as for that, I'm not much for reading though as I'd rather write what I read than read what others write...

Heroes:

Spawn (the really cool thing about Spawn is he never wanted to be a hero...he just wanted his life back and he couldn't have it and got really pissed with Satan because Satan has his soul and he'll never get it back), Wolverine, The Maxx, Odin, Thor (Norse mythology, not the faggy Marvel superhero), Beast, Spiderman, Venom, Trey Azagthoth, Kerry King, Jeff Hanneman, Tom Araya, Dave Lombardo, Varg Vikernes(I'd vote for him if he ran for president...I really would...he is the last TRUE viking), Jeff Loomis, Randy Rhodes, Satriani, Vai, Dimebag Darrell and Chuck Schuldiner(RIP), Scott Ian, the organization simply known as Slave to the Metal(They made me aware of troops forced to take an experimental anthrax vaccine, which actually ended up crippling a few killing machines...and it was AGAINST THEIR WILL!!!), Matt Barlow, Jon Shaffer, Bjorn Gellotte (I MET YOU, MAN!), THE ALMIGHTY STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH, THE ALMIGHTY SOILWORK, THE ALMIGHTY MASTODON, HAIL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

STORY TIME!

Here's something I lifted off of the corrupt.org forums.  Interpret it as you wish.     Here's something funny that I found on my computer (I did not write it):=========================...
Posted by Puddin on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:55:00 PST

Sheryl Crow sold her soul to the man for blow....

Yeah.  I bet she did.  After she got done sucking on Lance Armstrong's weiner, she went and found that she had cancer too.  But dude, she's a hard-ass and I'll give her that.  Her ...
Posted by Puddin on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:31:00 PST

Why a free market will let the government kill us all...

I have a problem with consumerism.  The idea of a free market is inherently flawed.  Before you start pointing fingers and screaming "Nazi Communist!" I beg to reason that, indeed, a free ma...
Posted by Puddin on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:04:00 PST

No Subject

King Giant:  Mourning   Where were you When you got the call Where were you When you got the call That goddamn call Where were you Where were you   Lost in the pain Lost in the pain Los...
Posted by Puddin on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:19:00 PST

Only 6 more to go...

...then I can’t add any more friends...sorry in advanced. 
Posted by Puddin on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST

I just had the best six string sex ever...

...and now I need a shower...
Posted by Puddin on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:26:00 PST

A natural catharsis

I had a previous rant dedicated to the completely nutrition-less quality the TV gives me, however, gayspace is gay, so it decided my rant was not up to its standards...thus, deletion occurred This one...
Posted by Puddin on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE THE MASQUERADE!

So we get there...   Fuckin buy drinks and then we end up going to the merch booth...where we see, who else, but the fucking lead singer of NAPALM DEATH SELLING FUCKING T-SHIRTS!  Then, we w...
Posted by Puddin on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:55:00 PST

FREE TIBET FROM CHINESE OPPRESSION!

This is total BULLSHIT.  READ THIS AND HAVE YOUR MIND RAPED BY THE POWERS THAT BE.  China sucks.  We should destroy China and North Korea...wipe these pathetic, useless souls off the pl...
Posted by Puddin on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:08:00 PST

To the fuck-tard that jacked my grill in the pit...

...dude, you busted my two front teeth loose...   FUCKIN NILE!!!!!!!!!   I swear, the pits were vicious.  I saw Luke go down pretty hard.  J-rod was there.  It was an excellen...
Posted by Puddin on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:33:00 PST