bacon, the absence of morality and/or value placed upon items that sustain no such tangible value, beer, chocolate cake, choppers, cold showers, death metal, demons, drugs, eggs, fast cars, freezing cold showers, gonzo journalism, greasy food, guitar, jager bombs, jaggermeister, life, metal, mint chocolate chip icecream, monsters, naked women, nihilism, nothing, pain, pizza, porn, red stripe beer, scalding hot showers, sex, spawn, speed metal, steak, video games, violence and my guitar...breathing is about as important as my guitar, just to put it into perspective...I love seeing and hearing musicians that bring different things to the table, like Satriani, Vai, Malmsteen, Dime, the really good ones...
You scored as Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru), You might well be Asatru, or Norse Pagan. With prodominantly Germanic and Slavic roots, the Gods of the Norse are strong, bawdy and passionate. Many men feel drawn to these gods, and this is the faith for those who celebrate courage, valor and strength. Home of one of the most well known Gods of mischief and fire, Loki, followers of this pantheon tend to be full of good humor and also strong in spirit and frequently the protectors of those they care for.
Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)
Shamanic Pagan
Ecclectic Pagan
Zoroastrian Pagan
Kabbalistic Pagan
Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans
Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan
Eastern Pagan
Catholic (Pagan?)
Roman Pantheonic Pagan
Celtic Pantheonic Pagan
Greek Pantheonic Pagan
The creators of THIS FUCKED UP SHOW...seriously, dose up much? God, the Devil, Slayer, Abe Lincoln, Harvey Birdman, Dimebag Darrell (RIP in PCE, brothaman...CFH fo LFE), Jimi Hendrix, Scott Ian, Duane Allman, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Jimmy Page, Les Paul, Alexi Laiho, Brian Posehn, Mastodon...oh, wait, I DID meet Mastodon...and it was fuckin sweet... The REAL president of the United Corperations of America, the Pope, BORAT, Wolverine, the Dali Lhama, Varg Vikernes...I have absolutly nothing negative to say about Varg. He loves the earth and he loves nature and, forgive me if I am putting words into his mouth, but he probably feels the same way I do about civilization. There's too much bad shit in this world and Varg was trying to get rid of the disease that has become civilization...virus with feet.I'd love to meet Trey. He has been a huge influence on my playing in the past few years.
Chuck was amazing.
I'm convinced that this was God and the Second Coming has already happened...
This is one of the most beautiful ladies in the world...and she shreds a violin like it's her little bitch...As far as my gear I use, well, Marshall Amps, Ibanez guitars, Monster Cables, Dunlop Tortex picks, Dean Markley Blue Steels, Peavey Cabs, and this custom fuzz pedal I got from a guy out in Texas...well, you've never heard it before and probably don't even know what it looks like because it is a hand made pedal from a student in some university out there. It sounds very, very good.
KNOW YOUR COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD!
The Crown, Amon Amarth, Beheaded, The Berzerker, Cephalic Carnage, Death, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Pantera, Morbid Angel, Beneath the Massacre, Damageplan, Nile, Vader, In Flames, Iced Earth, Bob Marley Damien Marley, The Coup, Crotch Duster, Carcass, Satyricon, Zyklon, 1349, 311, Jimi Hendrix, Napalm Death, Strapping Young Lad, Opeth, Fear Factory , Cryptopsy, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Dream Theater, Death Angel, Stormtroopers of Death, Dark Tranquility, Nevermore, Gwar Apocalyptic Visions, Lamb of God, Deicide, Origin, Lynard Skynard, ZZ Top, Ted Nugent, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Job For A Cowboy, Les Claypool, THE MELVINS, BIG BUSINESS, Primus...there's so many more, I simply care not to list...
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Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, The Good The Bad The Ugly, Dirty Harry, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, TMNT (the first one...with Jim Henson puppetry artwork...truly beautiful...no cgi in that one), Star Wars (all Six of them), Natural Born Killers, the first ten minutes of Troy, American History X, Pirates of the Carribean I and II (All I have to say about the second one is the KRAKKEN!!!), Waking Life, Science of Sleep, Black Hawk Down, Terminator 2, Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, Beavis and Butthead do America, Team America: World Police, Hero, Enter the Dragon...shit, anything with Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan's Who am I (really badass kick fight between him and this other dude...he did some fucking scary stunts in that one)...um...Silence of the Lambs, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Pan's Labrynth (it's not a cheesy kid flick, a dude gets his face smashed in by a vodka bottle...brutal shit), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Transformers, The Abyss, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Predator, Terminator, Eternal Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine, Run Lola Run
Television is alot like our current government...convincing the masses to buy shit you do not need, to feed the material and not of the soul...good luck finding inner peace inside a glass and plastic box...Ren and Stimpy and Beavis and Butthead...the only two shows worth watching anymore. It's too bad TV today lacks such worthy substance like fart jokes and Powdered Toast Man. TV is a soul-less machination created for the sole purpose to sedate you and keep you tranquilized so that you will never think for yourself and stiffle the creative flow found in every living, breathing entity.Too bad it's all brain rot now....except Weeds and Mythbusters...I fucking love Mythbusters...Dick Chenny is a fucking asshole. He badmouths WOLF MOTHERFUCKIN BLITZER! NO ONE HAS THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BADMOUTH WOLF BLITZER! "OF COURSE I'M FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT MY 6th GRANDCHILD. DO I NOT FUCKING LOOK HAPPY?" (Mr. Chenny, you ALWAYS look pissed.)
I like Chuck Palahniuk, some Poe, Shakespeare...HP LOVECRAFT HAS SOME SCARY SHIT...but as for that, I'm not much for reading though as I'd rather write what I read than read what others write...
Spawn (the really cool thing about Spawn is he never wanted to be a hero...he just wanted his life back and he couldn't have it and got really pissed with Satan because Satan has his soul and he'll never get it back), Wolverine, The Maxx, Odin, Thor (Norse mythology, not the faggy Marvel superhero), Beast, Spiderman, Venom, Trey Azagthoth, Kerry King, Jeff Hanneman, Tom Araya, Dave Lombardo, Varg Vikernes(I'd vote for him if he ran for president...I really would...he is the last TRUE viking), Jeff Loomis, Randy Rhodes, Satriani, Vai, Dimebag Darrell and Chuck Schuldiner(RIP), Scott Ian, the organization simply known as Slave to the Metal(They made me aware of troops forced to take an experimental anthrax vaccine, which actually ended up crippling a few killing machines...and it was AGAINST THEIR WILL!!!), Matt Barlow, Jon Shaffer, Bjorn Gellotte (I MET YOU, MAN!), THE ALMIGHTY STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH, THE ALMIGHTY SOILWORK, THE ALMIGHTY MASTODON, HAIL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!