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Agent Provocajade ™

Trannies and Skanks

About Me

.. One thing a lot of friends say about me is I'm a very complex person. Complex in the sense that I'm multi faceted and you can learn something new about me or from me everyday. You'll think that you know me enough to predict me, but spontaneity will always kick in. I'm one to truely value good friends and be there for them at all times. I really go out of the way for those I love to let them know they are loved. Sometimes I feel dumb for being so loving, but I can't change how I am...I just have to get used to the fact that sometimes people will not appreciate it. Some have taken it a step further and stomped it to the ground. I just have to guard myself from getting hurt and recognize whats unrepairable and leave the smashed pieces behind.Caring for someone is a very vulnerable thing, but often times its worth the leap to have a bond with someone. When things don't go the way I want them to, I still think positive. I believe in a balance. When something negative happens, a positive will follow. If a door of opportunity closes itself, there is always a backdoor open, a open window or another new front door.
A person like me, you never meet twice in your life.
THE DEAL WITH THE TRANNIE SPANKS MY FANNIE CON CHANKLITA DE DIOR SURF-
Some people knew that as my trademark display name on myspace, but now it is retired. I have had that name for a year as of July 16 so time for the change. The wonderful Bithy and I had it as a joke for a long time of him being the scary trannie mother to me who punishes me by spanking with that God awful Dior Surf print.
So goodbye Trannie, hello to the alter ego many call me by in person- Miss Agent Provocajade for my love all things lingerie and naughty.

My Interests

fashion Haute Couture..RTW..vintage..Tom Ford..John Galliano..Karl Lagerfeld..JPGaultier..AlexanderMcQueen..Hedi Slimane..Theirry Mugler..Azzedine Alaia..Nicholas Ghesquière..Roland Mouret..Marc Jacobs..Olivier Theyskens ..Viktor&Rolf..Dolce&Gabbana..Vivienne Westwood..Stefano Pilati..Lazaro Hernandez&Jack McCollough..Alber Elbaz..Phoebe Philo..Herve Leger Shopping (So stop asking me...I won't tell you all though) Vintage-The Way We Wore..PolkaDots and MoonbeamsII..Squaresville..Wasteland..Aadvarks..Slow..Out Of The Closet..Oozie Dots..EntreNous..Decades..Resurrection..Jet Rag..Goodwill..American Rag..
Good Deals- Great Labels, Notorious
My Shoe "Fix"-Christian Louboutin..Sigerson Morrisson..Satine..Terry De Havilland..
Beverly Feldman..Stewart Weisman..Vans..Puma..Haivanas..Remix
My Lingerie Fetish-Agent Provocateur..Hanky Panky..Natori
Cosabella....La Perla..Wacoal..Calvin Klein
My Denim "Fix"- Miss Sixty..AG..Joe's..Earl Jeans..
Everything else is odds and ends here and there. Life DIY..Philosophy..Karma..Yoga..Pilates..Cooking/ Culinary Arts..Friendship..Reading..Traveling..Nature..Good Conversation..Keeping Healthy..Cuddling..Partying..Beach(during sunset)..swimming..Los Angeles..WestHollywood..Massages(giving& receiving).. My "special" places(I share it only with those I adore)..most of all- trying new things!!!
It's wonderful to explore the unknown and be spontaneous!!!

I'd like to meet:


Some really great, unique people. If you aren't a individual, don't even bother. Or maybe please do, you make me laugh when you add people just so you can look ultra cool with a thousand friends who you don't even converse with.
If you're adding me, please send me a message or a IM sometime. AIM- sephorasocialite, MSNmessenger- [email protected].

I will delete you eventually if you are an "idle adder".

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I HAVE RUN AWAY TO SAN DIEGO AND ITS THE BEST DECISION IVE EVER MADE

Free at last! Free at last! I know that my future is up in the air- I am looking for a job down here, but at least my future is in my control. I know I will be better than okay, I will be great here because I can be myself and no one here brings me down. I do miss my mom a whole lot, it hurts that this hurt her, but she has come to understand why I did this. I miss all the people up north: Rancho Cucamonga kids, Silverlake scene children, WeHo drags, hags and rainbows, Hollywood SBE bitches, the Malibu platics...when I am around you guys whenever I was caught up in my home troubles, you guys made the day alright. So thank you for being my friends and keep in contact.

NEW CELL PHONE NUMBER- MESSAGE ME IF YOU NEED IT.

Jade’s Favorite Things of the Week (That you should start to like too)
Updated March 24
FASHION- UPS AND DOWNS Sadly not much is interesting me. Very few shows even had pieces I liked, only show I did like was John Galliano Spring 07. I didnt bother to look at more because the ones I've seen were all disappointing.

Craigslist Haha. Yes, I've fallen prey, but hey, I found some house listings on here that could very well be my home in a month, some job listings that look promising, some friends in SD, and entertainment at the really odd posts like men asking to be toilet slaves and bisexual tranny french maids. Quite entertaining for an insomniac with nothing better to do.

YSL I want this fucking shoe. Tis soo yummm...makes me sad that they had to step in the flowers and get mud on them...

TATTOO CONVENTIONS So there is one in Long Beach this June 8-10. I want a tattoo buddy just to come with me. People always say 'I want a tattoo! Wait for me to get one!' I will not wait anymore- if you want it- then do it, if not and you just like to look then enjoy the convention with me...someone? Anyone? Haha This makes me feel like a loser having to ask on my page. I'm getting inked for sure- am aiming for this artist coming from Japan, Horisho of MindScape to do the first colored piece on me.

Tom Ford
"WHEN SEX GOES OUT OF BUSINESS, SO DO WE." "When sex goes out of business, so do we."
The ultimate person I'd like to meet Tom Ford.
I think we would be such good friends and I'm a admirer of this man.
When Tom Ford took over Gucci, I was a curious little girl who stumbled upon a fashion show of his and I fell in love.
I became fashion hungry.
When that little girl grew up, she grew up fabolous and fashion conscious. Tom's Gucci woman image was all me.
I don't follow the label of Gucci, I follow the man, Tom Ford. His clothes, his image, and his train of thought is so similar to how I am and as well as what I'd want to be.
I don't do homages nor do I really do the whole fan thing...but if it wasn't for Ford, I probably wouldn't have looked at fashion the same.

"I'VE BEEN WONDERING, WHY CAN WE SEND A MAN TO THE MOON BUT WE CAN'T MAKE A BREAST LOOK REAL?" "I've been wondering, why can we send a man to the moon but we can't make a breast look real?"

Music:


WHY THIS SONG?

I am in a good mood.

Movies:

I love going to the movies or curling up in bed and having a good movie marathon.

Television:

Rarely watch TV-...I catch what I can. Often times when I'm on my computer during afternoons my TV is turned onto Discovery Health Channel (love surgery and rare disease documentaries), TLC (more disease stories, Miami Ink, What Not To Wear, Overhaulin), Style Channel or the ocassional Ellen, Dr. Phil or Oprah when something good is on. Regular shows I usually record. I would like to catch up on my Greys Anatomy and Entourage and finish my Queer as Folk Dvds. I seen a few episodes of Prison Break, Weeds, Footballers Wives and 24 and would like to watch more of it.

Books:

Am Reading- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy.Its 800 pages, but it isn't boring me. I'm actually loving Anna Karenina's character.

Heroes:

These are heroes that don't let you down

My Blog

I (don't) want you to tear us apart

He has an addiction.First thing that will come to mind to most would be: drugs, alcohol, gambling, etc.No.It's a fucking game.That's all I ever get angry about. 90% of the times something has made me ...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

"Expers Libertas"

A want in freedom changed me.It's been a month since I ran away from home to San Diego and even though I don't regret it, I wonder "what if I stayed?" I don't know why I still do when I know the answe...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:29:00 PST

I am safe in my new home

Juat wanted to keep people updated that I have left and now a huge burden has lifted. I feel that this is the absolute right thing for me. I talked to my mom and it did hurt, but eventually she unders...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

LUXURY GOODS is NOT Status Nor Luxe Any Longer

Long ago to have designer goods was the ultimate status. Where ever you are, people will know that you have money and are granted status because you are among the few who can shell out so much on ward...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST

My 50 Goals to do in the next 5 years.

Since I did a blog previous with a very biting entry, I feel the need to share a positive that is happening in my life. You know how people talk about dreams and interests, but never really do anythin...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

Being Single in a Group of Couples- The Unsaid Truth

Friends forever....unseperable....friends come first....Not really. There's a boyfriend clause in that.*********************************************There is a set pattern among friends. You might be s...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

A Month Without You...RIP ATTICUS

Slipping Away which played at Atticus's memorial, but unplugged and sung my Kit. ***********************************       It's been a month since Atticus passed away. I haven't real...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST

A taste of the NO FRIENDLY BREAKUP REVENGE!

So I've had the wonderful privilage of a mutual, we're still best friends, breakup before. Not this time, I had it happen twice in a span of two months, one of the jerks moved so I'm forced ...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:22:00 PST

Happy that I'm not a idiot

Someone makes me happy as of late... Things like these happen when you least expect it.... It came from the most unusual source. It's odd....and lame that even from a fucking lil text message I go loo...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I lost what mattered...I'm having an ugly emo moment

So my life has been total shit lately...frankly, I had to give up almost everything because of someones mistake...Absolute shit shit shit... The reason why things feel worse is that no matter if ev...
Posted by Agent Provocajade ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST