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nahema

I'm tired of this crap.

About Me

Me gusta tomar un chorro de cheve con chilito y comer churritos con chamoy. Muchacho, échale un chingo de chabacano a esa chingadera pa' que le de churreta a mi chamaco o hablale a un tatsi del otso pa' que nos lleve a caletsico por unas picsa jot. En el pinchi choque se le chingo el clotch al vocho del chan. En chinga el Charly le echó todo el chile chipotle a las chimichangas pa que la Pancha se enchilara * En honor al Sam *Extranio Mexicali. Extranio a mis papás y a mis hermanos. Extranio a mi familia y los domingos de tragadera que se hacen en casa de mis abuelos o de alguno de mis tios. Extranio a mis amigos. Los martes de café con la Melissa y la Gabby y los viernes de peda masiva con ellas y los dommingos del kaffa aguantando el carro y los random attacks del Sam, Magaña y del Pedro. Extranio la comida china del Villa Cantón, los tacos Marlyn, los Tlacoaches, los Tecolotes y los Tonys de San Marcos. Las flautas de cucaracha del centro, el nomuraki de La Cochinita y las mariscadas de mi 'apá.Tengo suenio.

My Interests

I like big butts and I cannot lie! I enjoy writting and been told I'm fairly good at it. I like graphic desing, animating corny things in flash, illustrating, watching movies, bitching around at work with my friend Hazael, sleeping and being with my man!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Quiero Club!!

Basically I like Rock Alternative 70's and 80's punk 50's, 60's and 70's pop rock 80's and early 90's electroFavorite Groups: The Strokes Red Hot Chilli Peppers Quiero Club (a MUST) She's a Tease Ninia Rage Against the Machine and many more but I'm too lazy to write them all...

Movies:

Old school The Royal Tenembaums Amélie The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Stranger than Fiction ... Basically all Will Ferrell Movies.

Television:

I L O V E TV Family Guy The Simpsons The Office Grey's Anatomy Ugly Betty Proyect Runway Extreme Makeover: The Home Edition Dr. 90210 Bones My Names is Earl Saturday Night Live! C.S.I. Las Vegas Medium The Hills (yes, I'm a fan) and the list goes on...

Books:

Hamlet Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World The Wind Up Bird Chronicles Still Life with Woodpecker Even Cowgirls get the Blues All Harry Potter Books The Never Ending Story

Heroes:

Dr. Jose Luis Mireles Liera

My Blog

Feeling like a washed out celebrity and comming clean

I do, I must confess, feel like a washed-out-cocaine-sniffing-alcohol-addicted- night-binger-habitual-purger-so-called-by-the-mass-media cel ebrity.And not because of what I do, 'cause I don't do any o...
Posted by nahema on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

Tina

My cat Tina died.She escaped yesterday and some asshole hurt her and she died today. I miss my Tina Winna.I hope you speak more in heaven than you did here, and at last you can eat all ...
Posted by nahema on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:46:00 PST

temporary breakdown

While the clouds finish covering up the hill topand I sit and mustard up my spiceless thoughtsso I can savor them whole between two pieces of whole-weat-7-grain breadit hits me:The temporary breakdown...
Posted by nahema on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:31:00 PST

Again...

1. You're infected. Your top 8-24 has the cure. One must die. Who?Hell. I don't know what 8-24 is.2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?It's like asking "What would you do if you were...
Posted by nahema on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:07:00 PST

Name it like it is.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Nahema V. R.2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name+izzle): Naheizzle but leave it at Nahizzle.3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)White Dog.4. YOUR SOAP O...
Posted by nahema on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

Antes de entregar el libro...

"... Authority is to be ridiculed, outwitted and avoided. And it's fairly easy to do all three. If you believe in peace, act peacefully; if you believe in love, act lovingly; if you believe every whic...
Posted by nahema on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:29:00 PST

Unfinished.

And it's unfinished because I was writing it at my work so I spent my whole shift (8 hrs) writing it without completing it due to the reasons I so bitterly wrote on this thing.******In this job all I ...
Posted by nahema on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:33:00 PST

Since all of my writings are depressing bores...

1. Who was your first prom date?It doesn't work that way in Mexico.2. Who was your first roommate(s)?Jenny... 3. What was your first alcoholic drink?Vodka with pineapple juice.4. What was your first j...
Posted by nahema on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

Yes, again, another one. Can't help it!

1. Who were you with saturday night?Pinny and Luis (by sms)2. What woke you up this morning?my minisplit.3. Where are you?the tv/living room4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?yes! my baby comes bac...
Posted by nahema on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST

Random criticizing thought # 89

Los tatuajes de alas angel en la espalda son de lo MAS naco. No importa el diseño que tengan.Ya no me podia contener.
Posted by nahema on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST