Females. Hustlers. Divas. Tools. |
Beyoncé tells us that a diva is the female version of a hustler...of a...of a...hustler. Speculation is that Jay-Z is influencing her lyrical content....and what the hell? What the hell point is the Z...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:45:00 GMT |
They're Magically Delicious! |
It is human instinct to eat the toasted bits of oats first in order to save the marshmallows for last. You don't realize you're doing it.....but it happens.......and during this process there is that ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:49:00 GMT |
I've Got These Arms & Legs That Flipflop, Flip Flop! |
Today's warmer temperatures signal one thing and one thing only. It will soon be time to trade our spray-tans for sun-tans and our blue jeans and hoodies for daisy dukes and tank tops. Go ahead, dust ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:22:00 GMT |
Left Hand Evolution! |
*As performed @ Lee's open mic movie night*First and foremost, when I league bowl, my goal is to light up suckers, knock out chumps, and smoke fools. I am a sportsman. With being a sportsman comes a m...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:54:00 GMT |
Yes. Yes. Top Five Fave Moment! |
Uhhh, Yes! A Bradley J top five fave metal moment happened yesterday. I'm just sitting there playing Fable, listening to Death's Scream Bloody Gore album, summoning demons, casting spells, practicing ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:42:00 GMT |
The Real World: Prehistoric! |
If I were a flippin' dinosaur I'd be a fartknock-a-sauras rex.....and if any of the other dinosaurs decided to go knucklehead.....I wouldn't once hesitate to light up suckers, knock out chumps, smoke ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:01:00 GMT |
Total Extreme Makeover: Brutal Edition! |
Forget coffee, I'll take a shot of Cannibal Corpse. It could explain why I've been so brutal lately. Waffle House should use Cannibal Corpse song titles as thier hashbrown lingo. Yes, I'll take one or...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:27:00 GMT |
BBT... Yeah You Know Me! |
Mr. Watson won the "drink beer with Billy Bob Thornton" contest on that rock station. So we did some of that. We drank our beers with radio station woman and fanboy bitched us some of those autograph ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:47:00 GMT |
The Dog And The Bun! |
Need a little excitement in your life? How about adding a little "ass" to "fantastic". True story ensues. Dog named Emery gets a hotdog in bun. Eats the dog. Leaves the bun. Pisses on the bun. Eats th...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:14:00 GMT |
C O R N I V A L ! ! |
The date was set. March 8th for the grandest of occasions...that’s right...the long awaited "Cornival" to commemorate a Mr. Wesley Livingston’s departure to the great corn state of Nebrask...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:18:00 GMT |
