Im allergic 2 bullshit, Cool as a polar bear foot, Counselor sometimes, Rare Good ppl 2b around, Smartass by day, Smartass by night, Love 2 crack jokes, Speak da graphic truth, Show ya da graphic truth, Humble as hell, Hustla wheneva i feel im really broke! Im all about Prosperity!*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Ask ya wife and ya girl on tha side whats my name.
Date of Birth: R u gettin sumthin 4 my B-Day?
Birthplace: Boogie Down Bronx (Home Sweet Home!)
Current Location: Summerton, SC (SMH)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2
Heritage: Black
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: D-Block, The Game,Max B, Lloyd Banks, Jay-Z, FlipMode Squad, etc.
Song: The Game-Maniac, Jay-Z-Politics as usual, Styles P-The Key, and Busta Rhymes- NY Shit!
Movie: Scarface
Disney Movie: if i was 7 i would probably answer dat.
TV show: The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Boondocks, and the WWE.
Color: Black
Food: Chinese
Pizza topping: Chicken
Ice-Cream Flavor: Does it matter?
Drink (alcoholic): Why? u offerin?
Soda: Sprite and Root Beer
Store: Drjays
Clothing Brand: Pelle Pelle and Scarface
Shoe Brand: Nike, Timberlands, and Bapes
Season: Winter
Month: March
Holiday/Festival: My Birthday and Christmas. Nah fuck dat my b-day!
Flower: dont have 1.
Make-Up Item: 4 what?
Board game: lets move on
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Both
Fruit or veggie: it all depends on what kind.
Night or day: ima come out at night if i took da day off! lol
Sour or sweet: shit is kinda sour now but ima say sweet!
Love or money: I love money!
Phone or in person: as long as i saw da person b4 i called them. Im direct n shit.
Looks or personality: Both
Coffee or tea: cappucino
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Hit da lotto! lol
Most missed memory: damn son that would have to be my paycheck. Yea those were da good ol' days.
Best physical feature: My sleepy looking eyes. and sometimes my smartass mouth. sum ppl told me i got a nice smile go figure! N a nigga got dimples. Dont asks!
First thought waking up: Dam who da fuck called here so early in da mornin?
Hypothetical personality disorder: Speak english homey! lol
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Wut da fuck does dat have 2 do with anything? answer dat!
Sesame street alter ego: Stop Playin
Fairytale alter ego: idk u tell me
Most stupid remark: Was when my cuzin asked my friend "wut happens when u stick ya dick in sum pussy n u dont feel nuthin!" dumbass no? SUPER DUMBASS? YESSSSS!!! SMH
Worst crime: Dat OJ Shit. Lmao!!!
Greatest ambition: 2 do tha impossible!
Greatest fear: Ugly Girls! Dat shit is gruesome!
Darkest secret: Let me ask u a question: Whats "Your" darkest secret?
Favorite subject: English
Strangest received gift: A fuckin alarm clock. I shudve know wut time it was when dat shit went down. smh
Worst habit: Speakin wut i feel and being 2 humble.
Do You:
Smoke: nah
Drink:
Curse: lmao man hell No i dont do dat shit.
Shower daily: damn rite. dats juss common sense.
Like thunderstorms: they ight
Dance in the rain: even tho im waterproof, HELL NO! they got places 4 ppl like dat ya know? lmaotd>
Sing: only wen im in da mood!
Play an instrument: no
Get along with your parents: Me n Mom dukes real close.
Wish on stars: yes n ppl do wish on me 2. Did u get it? Nah u didnt.
Believe in fate: yep dats y i dont do anybody wrong! Dat shit dont get ya nowhere!
Believe in love at first sight: im blind 2 da fact if dats da damn case. but it can happen.
Can You:
Drive: i can drive but i dont have my papers. i can also drive..... ppl crazy and insane.
Sew: no
Cook: yes im nice in da kitchen! son i am da ghetto gourmet
Speak another language: yea if im sleep talkin
Dance: nah im nod my head!
Sing: im Max B in da shower! lmao
Touch your nose with your tongue: nah! dats sum freaky shit rite there. lol
Whistle: hell yea
Curl your tongue: only freaks do dat.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: i cant remember lmao nah but i get a buzz!
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: nah i dont eat coochie lmao!
Been in Love: yea been there done dat
Skipped school: i cudnt do dat. i can't skip school if i was suspended. Not at da Phoenix. Dat was based on Scotts branch High school.
Made prank calls: Yea i made them 2 muhfuckas who did dat shit 2 me. It was a eye for an eye.
Sent someone a love letter: nah. i had 1 written 2 me b4.
Stolen something: yea. i stole back tha shit dat belong me from somebody else!
Cried yourself to sleep: no
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? muhfuckas who crazy glued on stupid. Some damn ppl juss dumb beyond their control n shit. N also muhfuckas who dont like 2 wash. If u dont wash in da winter. Pleeease wash in da summer. its 2 hot 4 dat shit.
Are you right or left handed? which 1 u want me 2 smack u wit?
What is your bedtime? when my eyes cant hold up anymore.
Name three things you can't live without: Wealth, Health N Knowledge of Self!
What is the color of your room? Same color it was yesterday.
Do you have any siblings? yea.
Do you have any pets? nah.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? how much wud i get 4 a paralyzed person? lmao
What is you middle name? u cuttin a check?
What are you nicknames? Reese, Mr Humble, Da Ghost, Mr. White, Crazy, Biggie (i have nuthin 2 do wit dat!), Boy U crazy, oh yea n my moms favorite: Where da hell Reese at? lmao!
Are you for or against gay marriage? Im against gay marriage cuz sumbody i kno cud be gay, they mite ask me 2 be in da fuckin wedding. Buuuuut i think i'll go just to laugh my ass off!
What are your thoughts ..ion? Dont eva do dat cuz ur killin God's Angels! See i do have a heart.
Do you have a crush on anyone? well there is this.............. no
Are you afraid of the dark? no i just cant c in da muhfucka tho!
How do you want to die? Ladies and Gentlemen the recipient of the dumbass questions award goes to (drumrolls) ya dumbass! SMH
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 1
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yea if i got on a vest on. But then again who da hell i love like dat? dats a betta question lmao!
What is the last law you’ve broken? None. My records r clean! SO HIRE ME Dammit!
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: As long it is natural. But none of dat wild as colors in ya shit. I cant stand 2 c a girl who is madd dark wit fuckin lime green hair. dats shit is not called for. Stop dat shit. lol!
Eye color: As long as her eyes are not lazy dats all dat matter. I dont need u lookin at me n 5 otha ppl 2. Next Question!
Height 4'11'-5'9 No Amazons please. Next!
Weight No Big Girls! We can b cool dats all! I got my reasons! Da kid is good at answerin deez questions lmao
Most important physical feature: Put it like this. Im a sucker for ass. But i love a pretty face.
Biggest turn-off Oh Word? Lmao A Super Dumbass, A fuckin liar, stink breath, her teeth lookin like hoods signs n shit, her feet look like monkey hands shit. She stuck up like her moms gave birth 2 glue n shit, She got hands like a man, She bald, badass kids, n Last but not least ya nasty ass chicken heads who burnin. i like 2 call them Hot Wings! LMAO. I DO NOT HOLLA AT YOUNG GIRLS! We can be cool, dats it! I dont get down like dat & i will do a background check on ya ass! Da shit is funny until da shit happens!
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