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Sara Vulgaris

The truth hurts so bad, wouldn't you say, so why tell it? If ignorance is bliss, then I'm in heaven

About Me

I'm from Texas. Knife me in. I really, really, really should be living on the road bringing the heat and the happiness.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Finding time to do the dishes in my tub... so I can get to shaving my legs. sick

I'd like to meet:

That lady wearing the asian brocade top and chop sticks in her hair, who was in the front of the stage at the Canoe show at Emo's, like 4 years ago, who just kept shaking her shit and dancing so hard. I will never listen to them without dancing just as hard. Thanks for the moves!Harry S Truman, so we can talk about some things.

Music:

My eyes light up and my heart grows ten fold. Music is my life. If only I could play.

Movies:

American History X, Suburbia (1984), the Muppet Movie, School of Rock, Old School, Singing in the Rain, Delicatesen, City Slickers, Secretary, the Labyrinth

Television:

I really want to give 8 shits about the warriors, but it's hard to when your overly excited bus driver is screaming the game's scores into the pa and the whole bus goes apeshit and you just got off work and get to do a tub full of dishes.

Books:

The Lorax, Marvin K. Mooney will you please go now, Promiscuities - the secret struggle for womanhood

Heroes:

Anyone who's ever had cancer, latitudinarians, MOM

My Blog

I have shiny hair

But it's starting to become slightly decrep ed. Help! I've got proffesional Japanese Steel scissors that we can use. You cut, I'll dry. No really, look at my hot short haired pictures and then the shi...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All my genius children lovers

♥Sara and ♥GermyMay one day have a handful of genius kids.Schedule times to skinnydip, except after meals, and after MacGyver.Live life on the edge near the coast. Orchestrated by ianice...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FF XI

Such a great work of art and an inspiration to us all. Final Fantasy Eleven should tame all of the ladies and haters of our time! I was once one of them. Don't get me wrong, but it truely is a great a...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Impatience

Come on people. Slow down. You are so not going to get there any faster being an asshole, moron. We only have so much time alotted to us anyway and when we die, that's ALL FOLKS! So chill the fuck ou...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

awww mama

So today, I drove an hour outside of town to drop off my cousin (so glad she's back in my life, now I can raise her right) to my mother's house and we eventually get kinda hungry. My mom comes over to...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOLY SHIT!

the Romantics are coming to Austin for SXSW, WHO'S COMING WITH ME!?!?!?!?!? Aww, snapp, that's gonna be rediculous. Now, I'm dating this guy. I work with him. That's a big "no no" right? Shit. All I ...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Going back to Cali...I mean OKC

There's some wedding in Oklahoma that I am going to attend this Saturday. The groom happens to be native american. Can I say rad!? It'll be good to get the hell outta town for some little bit of time...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How much

How much can one woman work?? If I don't find time to breathe then I can just fucking die. That's what I say. So does science. Hey!! Newsflash, Almonds are good for you. But the best nut for humans t...
Posted by Sara Vulgaris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST