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Half Man, Half Amazin'™

No need to act a fool in public 'cause when you ego trip, you just lose your luggage.

About Me



I'm the pastor, preacher, poet, a teacher. I must apologize because my abilities are limited to only super-human. I am however, just like everyone else. I have strengths and weaknesses. Sometimes I'm an idiot and sometimes my wisdom transcends the ages. Like many people, I still face the dilemma of uncertainty in what to do with my life. lol It's damn near impossible to follow your dreams and pay bills at the same time. All we can do is give it a shot, right? I'ma go for mines. lol .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I love to write. I used to write short stories back in the day when I was really little. I went on to be a writer and editor for my highschool newspaper. I'm currently working on my first novel, which I hope to have published within the next year or two. Also just for fun, I like to write hip-hop lyrics and when I'm feeling enamored I can be inspired to kick a little poetry. Other than that, my only hobbies are lifting weights and video games.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, new and old... Just people who are real. A girl (must love hip hop) with a finely tuned sense of humor (I'm sorry, but if you don't like Simpsons, you're dumb), but still knows how to appreciate a man who can be sensitive at times too. Searching.......

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Music:

I'm hip-hop to the core/ raw to the floor/ raw like reservoir dogs! I like all kinds of music (except country, cuz it's garbage), but hip-hop is where my heart's at. Notice I don't say rap? There's a difference... I was raised on classical music, so I like hip-hop with classical instruments in the mix even more. I'm a huge fan of it's roots, the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queensbridge, and so on. My favorites are Wu-Tang Clan, Gangstarr, Common, De La Soul, Little Brother, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Redman, and Nas. And of course the greats: Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Big L, Pun, Rakim, KRS One, LL... None of that Lil' Jon and Ying Yang Twins shit. They're all wack!

Movies:

I like all kinds of movies, except chick-flicks. It just depends on my mood. I'm always down for a good comedy, anything with Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller, etc. I like horror movies as long as they're actually scary. M. Knight Shyamalan is a pimp! And I love Kung-Fu movies with tight choreography.

Television:

The Simpsons baby! It's the only show I could watch 24/7 and not get sick of it. Family Guy and Futurama are funny as hell too. Dave Chappelle is probably the funniest mother-fucker alive. Where are you, man?! The only other shows I have to catch are Heroes and House MD.

Books:

Ironically, as passionate as I am about writing, I don't read very often. It just makes me sleepy. lol I used to love comics and stuff, but other than that I just get the story when the movie comes out. :P

Heroes:

First and foremost, my dad. He went through hell in Vietnam and worked his ass off to raise me, my brother, and two sisters. I'll be happy if I can become half the man he is. I just hope I can make him proud one day. Lesser heroes are Rakim, he's the first MC to incorporate complex lyrics in his rhymes. He changed the game forever. And Jackie Chan, he's fifty something and can still kick the shit out of anyone!..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Steve
Birthday: July, '76
Birthplace: Lacey
Current Location: Olympia
Eye Color: Light brown
Hair Color: Brown (lighter in the summer)
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, Cajun, and Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: K-Swiss
Your Weakness: Lies behind pretty eyes...
Your Fears: Being a failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian style bitch!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Reach 200 lbs. of solid muscle! I'm close...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK! Gotta go to work!
Your Best Physical Feature: Arms... I like my eyebrows too, that's about it
Your Bedtime: When I run out of beer
Your Most Missed Memory: Feeling loved....... (sigh)
Pepsi or Coke: Protein shake
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Protein shake
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Protein shake
Do you Smoke: Fuck no!
Do you Swear: See above...
Do you Sing: In the shower, probably sound like shit
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Would like to continue
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Starting to be
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never touched any drugs in my life!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil' bit
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: More frequently these days
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 14
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Revered
What country would you most like to Visit: Hawaii, China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5' 2" - 5' 9"
Weight: As long as they take care of themselves...
Best Clothing Style: Cute and classy
Number of Drugs I have taken: None... EVER
Number of CDs I own: a few hundred
Number of Piercings: One in each ear (don't wear them anymore)
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to sweat it, but still I'll never forget it
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My Blog

Drunken Revelations

One night a while back my ex and I were arguing via text message... yes text message!  It was late and I was hammered.  She was talking mad shit, just trying to hurt me out of spite, so I se...
Posted by Half Man, Half Amazin'™ on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:43:00 PST