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American Horse

Damn you Humans! It's all about me!

About Me

I am a horse. Really, what more is there to say. I was born into perfection and am living the life everyone else wishes they could. I have humans who cater to me. I have recently located my long lost brother in England and we have spent the time catching up. I was in several movies. I played Hidalgo in the movie of the same name, as well as Gandolf'd horse in the Lord of the rings trilogy. My first movie role was as the horse that pulled the horse that Antonio Banderas rode in the film "The thirteenth Warrior", and yes girls his ass touched my back. I enjoy only the finest of things in life. The finest oats the freshest water and I must be brushed three times a day. I tolerate humans just as long as they do my bidding.Cheers

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I really stuck it to them in my first commercial During my bleached blonde days I did a small role in Father Ted.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lovely ladies who enjoy sausaging.

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