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Patrick Watson

I know everything, except that which I do not know yet.

About Me

My name is Patrick Watson. You might want to know before reading any further that I live off-topic. One day, I want my name to be known by having the word 'The' in front of it and the word 'Show' after it. A boy can dream. I have been studying astrology for about 2 years now and can perform a variety of services in the field rather adequately. If you want some kind of reading, please message me. As I make no charge towards giving them, please do not expect me to respond affirmatively all the time.
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My Interests

Astrology, Music, Theatre, Cinema, Politics, Literature, History, Philosophy, Sex, Religion, Metaphysics, Conspiracies, Tennis, and figuring out what my one great contribution to the world will be.
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I'd like to meet:

I like boring people. People who can just bore you to kingdom come. Anyone interesting and unusual, and especially those who don't wear those titles on their sleeves. I like musical and theatrical people. I like people with particular political persuasions, of either side though I am liberal myself. I like people who like to talk and know what they're talking about. I like attractive people, but everyone likes attractive people, and that doesn't mean I don't like people who aren't attractive. I like people who like music from the classical and baroque era, particularly the music of JS Bach. I would like to meet people who are astrologically inclined, especially if they're anywhere near my age. I'd preferrably like to meet him with a large mallet or some other non-fatal but painful hitting device. Actually, come to think of it I wouldn't mind meeting her with a "non-fatal but painful hitting device". Maybe not so painful though. Not that sadistic. Sort of.

Music:

I like all music, except hip hop and most country. My particular taste in music, is basically in music which doesn't suck. My favorite bands are The Beatles and Led Zeppelin and I also have a permanent infatuation with the music of J.S. Bach. Other musicians and bands I like: Mozart, Beethoven, Handel, Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Debussy, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Bonnie Raitt, James Taylor, Bee Gees, Queen, Ben Folds 5, Percy Grainger, Tenacious D, Jamiroquai any music that sounds nice or I can tell has some real thought or talent behind it. With my main inspiration being baroque music, I've incorporated similar harmonic structures and contrapuntal phrases in the context of modern rock to create a "smarter" rock. Barock if you will. And the result is "funky", I think is the best word to describe it. I'm just waiting for Neptune in Pisces to come around so music can come back again. I sing Bass. I play piano. I'm learning organ, guitar and violin. I can play yankee doodle on the recorder. But the kazoo is my passion.
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Movies:

Star Wars, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, X-Men, Spider-Man, Batman (not the Joel Schumacher atrocities), Austin Powers, Wayne's World, Zoolander, Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Bruce Almighty, Theres Something About Mary, The Wedding Singer, Me Myself and Irene, Meet the Parents, The Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Napoleon Dynamite, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scary Movie, The Sixth Sense, Signs, Poltergeist, What Lies Beneath, Forrest Gump, Garden State, As Good As It Gets, Sleeper, Annie Hall, Minority Report, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Terminator, Alien, Shrek, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Psycho, Mrs. Doubtfire, Saving Private Ryan, Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko, V for Vendetta and the list continues. Think of a good movie, I like it.

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Black Adder. MSNBC.

Books:

Braindroppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?, The Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter series. Unfortunately I only have time to read what I need to, not always what I'd like to.

Heroes:

Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Jesus

My Blog

SEX!!!!!

SEX!!!!!Now that I have your attention, keep reading!This past January me and my ragtag a cappella troupe The Dynamics recorded our first album, Crescendo! It pretty much rawks.You can order it online...
Posted by Watson on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

Thoughts 4.2

"They came to Bethsaida, and some people brought a blind man and begged Jesus to touch him. He took the blind man by the hand and led him outside the village. When he had spit on the man's eyes and pu...
Posted by Watson on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

Thoughts 4.1

I don't watch sitcoms. But I do watch sit-n-cums.I don't know what disturbs me more about Quagmire. The character itself or the fact that he actually is successful with women sometimes.Insomniacs are ...
Posted by Watson on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:38:00 PST

Thoughts 4.0

I wanted to get this blog in by its first anniversary which was on January 1st, 2006. But oh well. Happy Birthday to the Thoughts Blog!The only things that you can 'twiddle' are your thumbs. Don't eve...
Posted by Watson on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

Thoughts 3.9

Catherine Howard was Henry VIII's hottest wife.I bent down to tie my shoe, and as I looked up I saw a sea of blue jeans. Blue is kind of a weird color..why did we decide to all have blue pants? Its li...
Posted by Watson on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST

Thoughts 3.8

I'd like to see a film where the plot twist is when a character spontaneously combusts.   "You're comparing apples and oranges". Ah yes, Apples and Oranges. The representations of universal duali...
Posted by Watson on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

Thoughts 3.7

Fire hydrants are nothing more than rusty metal erect-nippled tit stations.Imagine being Woody or Buzz Lightyear when the kid is putting them into all kinds of bizarre sexual positions.If you saw some...
Posted by Watson on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

Thoughts 3.6

There is only one problem with living each day like its your last. The next day. Not exactly many ways you can repair the consequences of having taken a shit in public, sex with your girlfriend's...
Posted by Watson on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST

Thoughts 3.5

Its amazing how two words can cause such a fracas among ordinary people. Its also amazingly pointless. I mean with people dying from starvation and disease, world relations falling apart, gl...
Posted by Watson on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:05:00 PST

Thoughts 3.4

Kakkaphilia. The point at which the pleasure in sex is flushed down the toilet, literally. Here are my questions to kakkaphiliacs: 1) Since when did taking a shit on someone's chest arouse you? 2) Don...
Posted by Watson on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:42:00 PST