x i'm a nerd, i sit at home playing video games and reading. i don't like the club scene cause boys on the dance floor scare me and i am not ready for all that touching and grabbing at various places, i like being a virgin, i flaunt that V-club membership.
Let's look back on a convo I had with my buddies:
[23:30]Pb Bunnii x33: *Takes notes*
[23:30]ApatheticCadaver: basically for sex to not hurt u need lubrication... without it its like rubbing ur hands together real fast... it hurts... so yeah... there "natural" lubrication but somtimes
[23:31]ApatheticCadaver: it doesn't always last that long... so thats when ky jelly comes in
[23:32]ApatheticCadaver: lol
[23:33]ApatheticCadaver: .;;
[23:34]DarkStormX15: she died? =/
[23:35]ApatheticCadaver: seems like it
[23:36]ApatheticCadaver: or else she's writting it down
[23:36]ApatheticCadaver: lol
[23:37]DarkStormX15: -.- didnt even get her number...
[23:37]Pb Bunnii x33: o_o
[23:37]Pb Bunnii x33: Oh sorry
[23:38]Pb Bunnii x33: was trying to understand
[23:38]Pb Bunnii x33: =x
[23:38]ApatheticCadaver: .
[23:39]ApatheticCadaver: u didn't understand it?
[23:39]Pb Bunnii x33: some of it
[23:40]ApatheticCadaver: lol
[23:40]ApatheticCadaver: what did u understand...?
[23:41]Pb Bunnii x33: but if you rub your hands together
[23:41]Pb Bunnii x33: that doesnt hurt?
[23:42]DarkStormX15: -.-
[23:43]ApatheticCadaver: press together hard
[23:43]ApatheticCadaver: and rub
[23:44]Pb Bunnii x33: it's just warm
[23:45]DarkStormX15: try rubbing your hand along the carpet til you get carpet burn :D
[23:45]ApatheticCadaver: yeah
[23:46]ApatheticCadaver: sex without lube is like a carpet burn
[23:46]ApatheticCadaver: on ur... parts
[23:47]ApatheticCadaver: do u understand now?
[23:49]ApatheticCadaver: o.O
[23:51]ApatheticCadaver: stop rubbing ur hands together!
[23:51]DarkStormX15: lmao
[23:52]Pb Bunnii x33: o_o
[23:52]Pb Bunnii x33: Oh
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xwhatever pleases the ears, none of that painstaking music that damages the brains though.
x my family and i don't go to the movies alot, and my sister tells me to watch movies the "cheap" way. instead of going to the movies, wait 2-3 years for it to get broadcasted on regular tv stations and tune in for free! but otherwise, i like all movies, except when i read a good book and then they butcher the book, then i hate those movies.
x Death Note (anime).
x Veronica Mars.
that is all i live for right now, everything else sucks, i turn on my tv once a week on tuesday nights and even then i don't remember, thank goodness the cw has reruns on the internet! i love the internet :)
x Da Vinci Code.
x Harry Potter Series.
x Lemony Snicket Series.
all that ap english crap was great, i really like my multicultural literature class. i was a lazy procrastinator, but i still loved it. anything that isn't boring, but instead suspenseful, filled with mystery and makes me wanna pee in my pants from hot steamy erotica to scary plots that make me wanna put the book down. (i'm kidding about the erotica... no really i am)
i think i'm pretty heroic. i saved a bird from getting eaten from my cat. :)