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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JOHN
Birthday: 7/21/78
Birthplace: MAYAGUEZ, PR "100%BORIQUA"
Current Location: NEW JERSEY
Eye Color: HAZEL
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: PUERTO ROC
The Shoes You Wore Today: KENNETH COLE (WORK)
Your Weakness: AMBITIOUS WOMEN
Your Fears: SPIDERS..CANT STAND THEM FUCCAS!
Your Perfect Pizza: PAPA JOHN'S..IT MUST BE GOOD IF JOHN'S IN IT!! LOL
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MAKE MORE $$ THAN LAST YEAR!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WHO ARE U AGAIN??
Thoughts First Waking Up: SHYT I HAVE TO GET UP!!
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES
Your Bedtime: EARLY BIRD..I'M GETTIN OLD..DAYYM!!
Your Most Missed Memory: GROWIN UP IN THE SOUTH BRONX..MELROSE AVE!! HALLA!!
Pepsi or Coke: CHOCOLATE MILK..I HATE SODA!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MACDONALDS....BURGER KING SUCKS!!
Single or Group Dates: IF SHES GOOD LOOKIN..WHO THE HELL CARES!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: CHOCOLATE MILK..I DONT DRINK ICE TEA!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA..I KNOW I CONTRADICTED MYSELF!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: CHOCOLATE MILK..QUE SE F*CK IT!!
Do you Smoke: HELL NO..REMEMBER KIDS..JUST SAY NO!
Do you Swear: EVERY MUTHA F&^%$ DAY!!
Do you Sing: I SOUND LIKE BRIAN MCKNIGHT IN THE SHOWER!!
Do you Shower Daily: UUUUUMMMM....OF COURSE STUPID..GOOOOSSSHH!!
Have you Been in Love: I'D BE LYING IF I SAID NO..SO NO!!!
Do you want to go to College: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, FINISHED AND DOING SOMETHING TOTALLY OPPOSITE THEN MY DEGREE! KEAN UNIVERSITY...HALLA!!
Do you want to get Married: OH HELL YEAH...BUT PRENUP...HOLLLAAA!!!
Do you belive in yourself: YOU DAMN RIGHT..AND DONT GET THAT TWISTED!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: UUUUMMMM..NOPE!!
Do you think you are Attractive: HELL YEAH...I GOT THAT GOOD SKIN..LOL
Are you a Health Freak: PASS THE FRIES BIATCH N THE SLIM FAST!!
Do you get along with your Parents: MOM..MUAHZ BOO..YOUR MY FAVORITE GIRL!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YEAH...I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC!! LETS CUDDLE BOO!!
Do you play an Instrument: I PLAY THE PIANO BUT THEN I WAKE UP!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: SORRY..ALCOHOL FREE..OK MAYBE ONE DRINK!
In the past month have you Smoked: DOES SECOND HAND COUNT..IF SOO YES!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: REMEMBER KIDS SAY NO..I HAVE.....NOT!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YEAH..I FORGOT HER NAME THOUGH!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ALL THE TIME..SEAN JOHN...HALLA!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: THEY STILL MAKE THOSE!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: CALIFORNIA ROLLS...HALLA
In the past month have you been on Stage: HELL YEAH..KARAOKE IN NEW ORLEANS..RIPPED IT!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: DUMPED, PLAYED, CHEATED ON..U NAME IT!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: LMFAO...CANCUN..THAT SHYT WAS CRAZY!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'M IN THE CREDIT CARD INDUSTRY..SO MANY PEOPLE'S IDENTITY!!
Ever been Drunk: NEVER BEEN DRUNK..THANK GOD...I'M A GOOD BOY!!
Ever been called a Tease: I DONT TEASE..I PLEASE..LADIES HINT HINT!!
Ever been Beaten up: LIKE A SET OF DRUMS..BUT THEM FOOLS GOT THERES!!
Ever Shoplifted: YEP..AND GOT ARRESTED FOR IT..DAYM THAT SUCKED!!
How do you want to Die: LIKE THE COUPLE IN THE NOTEBOOK..LUV THAT MOVIE!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: AT THIS POINT..A GRANDFATHER..SHYT!!
What country would you most like to Visit: AUSTRALIA..I LIKE THEIR DIALECT!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: WHATEVA...AND ITS FAVORITE NOT FAVOURITE..GOOOSSSH
Favourite Hair Color: WHATEVA..JUST BE CUTE!!
Short or Long Hair: LONG..LUV IT!!
Height: WHATEVA..JUST BE CUTE..BUT I LUV ME SOME TALL WOMEN!!
Weight: IF SHE PAYS LIKE SHE WIEGHTS THEN SHE CAN STAY BABY!!
Best Clothing Style: WITH NOTHING ON!!
Preferred Nationality: LUV EM ALL..PERO YA TU SAVE...LUV MY LATIN BEAUTY!
Looks or Personality?: DONT MEAN TOO SOUND GREEDY..BUT I NEEDS BOTH!!
Turn Ons: BELIEVE IT OR NOT..INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATIONS!
Turn Offs: I FUCKIN IDIOT!! PLEASE HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE!!
Got a man?: SHE BETTER NOT..IF NOT I'LL HIT THAT..SPLIT BACK TO THE SHAQ WHERE MY OTHER CHICKS AT!! CLASSIC..R.I.P PUN!!
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