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Garth

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About Me

I am the most unexciting individual you are ever likely to meet and apparently I have a peachy bum... well... according to stu anyway ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------- This is the probably the funniest joke in the world. Word of warning though, you might actually die laughing: ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------- A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they get absoultely fucked on whiskey and beer. The giraffe is a bit of a light weight so he falls off the bar stool and ends up falling asleep on the floor. This is nothing new to the man as his giraffe mate always gets so hammered and falls asleep in bars. The man has had enough so he gets up and makes his way towards the door to leave. The bar man shouts to him "Hey min! You can't leave that lying here", pointing at the giraffe on his floor. To the this the man replies "he's nay a fucking lion, he's a giraffe". Get your own Free, Ccool template at MySpace Layouts

My Interests

music, getting intoxicated, playing in my band Kimonoswww.myspace.com/kimonosuk

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that has something interesting to sayMod Wolves

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Music:

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Movies:

The Godfather, fear and loathing, Scarface, Goodfellas, Amelie, Shawshank Redemption, A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Schindlers List , Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Sideways... are a few of my favourites!

Television:

Don't watch much tv but i do like... family guy

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Books:

1984, The Catcher In The Rye, Catch-22, Animal Farm, Light In August, Nostromo, Ulysses... again only a few of my favourites. I guess I'm just feeling lazy today.

Heroes:

My best mate Andrew Roscoe and Willy my dad!

My Blog

My band’s now called Kimonos. Heres the new myspace...

www.myspace.com/kimonosukListen to our new songs!
Posted by Garth on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:42:00 PST

Our King Tuts gig...

We won Battle of the Bands at King Tuts. Just to let you all know!Cheers!
Posted by Garth on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:24:00 PST

Check out this event: Mr Missouri- Tunnels Fri 22nd sep (tomorrow night)

Hosted By: The TunnelsWhen: Friday Sep 22, 2006 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Tunnels Aberdeen, UKDescription: The Tunnels Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Garth on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:53:00 PST