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SarahLee

A sick honky straight goin' donkey . . .

About Me



I'm wheelin', I'm dealin',
I'm drinking,not thinking,
never cower, never shower
and I'm always stinking!

I'm a devil on the run, a six-gun lover, a candle in the wind.

LA face with an Oakland booty! The White Trash New Wave Princess. I am down for my crown each and every night. Totally!! It's not you, it's me. I'm loud & obnoxious! I drink to remember and I drink to forget, I curse worse than a sailor with a case of tourettes.

Girls rock your boys!

Support me, check out my website LeeLee Designs at www.NewWavePrincess.com
I'll be your best friend!

I played on a stage once.

Click here and take a listen to the band that I apparently was never even considered a member of. Awesome! Thanks.

My Interests

Tattoos and monster truck rallies, old school Vans high tops, High Life, Vernor's soda, grilled cheese made with Kraft singles, cupcakes, squirrels, lots of attention, actually playing my Roland keyboard (not Casio, bitch!), pink flamingos, vintage porn, mesh caps, shopping, my kitties, angry girl music, bleached hair and hot pink lipstick, beer, fat doobies, Rice Krispie treats, jello shots, my little blue BMX bike, chips and salsa, Garbage Pail Kids, not playing my guitar and the 80's. Totally!! Like, for sure!

I'd like to meet:

Captain Save A Hoe

Music:

Black Sabbath, The Smiths, Bikini Kill, Heart, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Portishead, The Misfits, Janes Addiction, Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Le Tigre, Peaches, The Cars, The Scorpions, The Stitches, Smut Peddlers, Danzig, Ministry, Vice Squad, Adolescents, DI, US Bombs, Social Distortion, Reagan Youth, Speedealer, Julie Ruin, Blondie, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Missing Persons, Oingo Boingo, Devo, Go-Go's

Movies:

Heathers, River's Edge, Freeway, Smokey & the Bandit, Urban Cowboy, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Valley Girl, Desperately Seeking Susan, The Breakfast Club, Suburbia, Repo Man, Showgirls, Grease, Caddyshack, Swingers, 9 to 5, Old School, Valley of the Dolls, Gummo, Taxi Driver and all that is Jon Waters, John Hughes & Tim Burton

Television:

Three's Company, Miami Vice, and NASCAR!

Books:

Hollywood Wives, Edie, Jitterbug Perfume, Little Girl Lost, The Dirt and currently I am reading TommyLand

Heroes:

Myself--totally--and Samantha Fox.

My Blog

Stupid Fuckin Groundhog . . .

oh you stupid fuckin' groundhog!  I hate you!!  Little punk ass bitch all scared of your own shadow and shit!  Now what, more winter?  I moved to So Cal to be warm, in the sun.&nbs...
Posted by SarahLee on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:11:00 PST

Fuckin’ Fuck Fuck

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckin, fucker, fuck off, fuck you, fuck it, fuck all you all!
Posted by SarahLee on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:52:00 PST

15 seconds of fame . . .

Actually more like 5 seconds of fame.  We were on The Price Is Right!!!  I did not get called up on stage but it was worth it just to hear Bob say those three sweet words . . . Come on down!...
Posted by SarahLee on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

Holy Fucking Shit . . .

I am gonna be 30 in two days. Wow. I am so young. And dumb. And . . .
Posted by SarahLee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WTF . . .

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. FUCK! I have been holding that in all day. FUCK!! Fuck! fuck I feel better now. Anyway, whats up with Augest? Do I know him?
Posted by SarahLee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Seriously though . . .

Guyz are all total fagz! Why, I ask? Why, why, why? All I want is to have fun. Girls just wanna have fun! But guys are full of shit. And boring. And stupid. And moody. And embarassing. And t...
Posted by SarahLee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wanna job

I wanna job, I wanna job, I wanna good job, I wanna job that satisfies my artistic need!
Posted by SarahLee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Help Me!

I can't stop listening to Cinderella! Is this good or bad? Am I good or bad? I am definately bad and listening to too much Cinderella is impossible. Rock on and on and on and on and on!
Posted by SarahLee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To much Bud before bed . . .

Last night I had some weird-ass dreams! I dreamt that I got fake tits. Outrageously huge like double E or something. And I couldn't put my arms down. I had to either rest them on top of my boobs o...
Posted by SarahLee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Not your type!

Nacho type? Not yo' type. Biotch! Apparentyly people have types these days. Now I know I have been out of the single loop for a while but I remember the good 'ol days where I was anyone's and evry...
Posted by SarahLee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST