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Megan

Amusing Genetic Copy

About Me

I can't walk past a worm drying out on a sidewalk. The compulsion to re-hydrate and relocate is strong. I know they're worms but I think we have a moral obligation to save them from such an unwet demise.

My Interests

Accomplishing something of merit this year, Reading cheesy books, Playing any and every board game, Cleaning my room, Puking up ocean water, Things related to being a sailor, Punching and being punched, Mastering the art of the Your Mom joke, Working hard, Living an alternative language lifestyle, Hating music yet still listening to it, Jizzing on marlins, Cash register races, and Dancing.

I'd like to meet:

John Waters

Music:

XTC, Harvey Danger, Death Cab For Cutie, The Smiths, The Mama's and the Papa's, Elliot Smith, Rilo Kiley, Le Tigre, The Decemberists, Electric Six, Violent Femmes, The Dead Milkmen, Magnetic Fields, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Suburban Kids With Biblical Names, Belle and Sebastian, Jeff Buckley, Elefant, Beck, Alkaline Trio, The Faint, Flogging Molly, Jens Leckman, Stars, Kings of Convenience.

Movies:

28 Days Later, A Clockwork Orange, Amelie, Anchorman, Bent, Billy Elliot, Bridget Jones Diary, Chicago, Cecil B. Demented, Clerks, Code 46, Cry Baby, Desperate Living, Detroit Rock City, Don't Look In The Basement, Fame, Female Trouble, Fight Club, Flirting, Ginger Snaps, Ghost World, Hackers, Hairspray, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Fidelity, Joy Luck Club, Multiple Maniacs, Napoleon Dynamite, Nowhere, Pillow Talk, Pink Flamingos, Polyester, Primer, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rushmore, Shaun Of The Dead (best movie ever), Strictly Ballroom, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Tadpole, Underworld, and about a billion more.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Carnivale, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Bullshit!, Strangers With Candy, Ugly Betty, The Office.

Books:

Wheel of Time series, She's Come Undone, Brave New World, Geek Love, Harry Potter, Xanth Series, Frankenstein, A Wrinkle In Time, The His Dark Materials Trilogy, David Sedaris in general, The Princess Bride, Sloppy Firsts, Good Omens, Fire-Us series, everything by Chuck Palahniuk, Assassination Vacation, random biographies & non-fiction, World War Z, Any book in general really. These are just the ones I re-read.

Heroes:

John Waters, All 30 Helen's from 30 Helen's Agree

My Blog

Im capsized, erring on the edge of safe

I want to write. Write write write. I've neglected writing for over 2 weeks and it's killing me. Unfortunately there are too many topics and I can't seem to write about even one. They are all just a j...
Posted by Megan on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

Dont go too fast, dont go too slow

It is FREEZING today. It's a very good day though. Brian sent me (after months of begging) a non flash version of my Chuck Palahniuk picture, I had an amazing night at Bernies, and Juliana is cle...
Posted by Megan on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

Is there trouble on the line?

I recently had a lovely long weekend with John. Poor guy... Let's see: He got one of those awesome memory foam beds and it killed my back. It was still freaking comfortable as hell and there was a lot...
Posted by Megan on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:17:00 PST

He’s not your kind.

Due to extreme levels of boredom (like levels I've never even achieved) I decided to have a few beers and tackle my itunes. In the process I rediscovered Tv On The Radio. Who knew turning into a werew...
Posted by Megan on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:39:00 PST

Come on dad..give me the car!!

My family moved and didn't bother to tell me. I swear I'm going to write that book one day. What was it Shane said to call it? Oh yeah, Why I Haven't Killed Myself Yet.... I'm having a rough couple of...
Posted by Megan on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

my keyboard doesnt want to type.

I've had a pretty fun weekend. Friday night Juliana had a werewolf movie night. I was feeling like crap and was planning on spending most of it hiding in my room. Ryan S./ Miss Bebe decided he'd...
Posted by Megan on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:26:00 PST

Too hot to do things. Ooh I can flip my calendar!

So tired. So so so tired. I am on an epic quest to clean clean my house. I came home early from work today. I had cleaned the crap out of it the previous two days for a "VIP" and felt like I could ask...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:46:00 PST

Haiku

I feel a new fear It shakes me awake at night and all through the day   Blah. I have to go to work. My boss is forcing me. I went and did everything I had planned on doing yesterday. My bowling w...
Posted by Megan on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:15:00 PST

In which I'm fucking retarded

My day was great until 5 minutes ago when I realized I have to pay rent. Why couldn't I have remembered that half an hour ago when I spent $100 dollars at BuyBacks? WHY?? Now I have $50 dollars to liv...
Posted by Megan on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 04:14:00 PST

We duel to kill!

I'm at home sick from camp today. I'm sure my fan club is beside themselves. I feel like something is sitting on my chest though. It's hard to draw a breath. I'm all wheezy. It's sad when Julie's cat...
Posted by Megan on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST