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Michael

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About Me

I am currently the IKF-West Coast Heavyweight Kickboxing Champion, the California International Rules Heavyweight Champion and the former North American Heavyweight Champ. My record is 12 wins 2 losses 3draws with six wins coming by way of knock-out. I am an MMA/Kickboxing coach and Self Defense Instructor at Marinoble's Martial Arts in Roseville, California. I have a 1st degree Black Belt in Bak Fu Pai White Tiger Kung Fu which allows me to say that I hold Black Belts in Kenpo, Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Japanese Jujitsu and Kung Fu. I've been married since 2002 and am totally, madly in love with my wife. She truly is a beautifully molded human being both outside and in. I have four girls ages 18, 17, 13 and 3. I read an enormous amount of material each week and I love to write. Communication and sharing my knowledge are two of my first desires. I am a part time, underpaid journalist for Cooperative Research. I have written for High Times Magazine, World Net Daily and Penthouse Forum (hehheh). I know 9-11 was an inside job and am dedicated to spreading that truth. I am a soldier in the fight. I am a shadow in the night. I can put bullets down-range in a 3-inch spread. I can put my foot upside a motherfuckers head. I'm a dad who loves his kids. I did some time for crimes I did. I'm a husband to my wife. I will embrace this earthly life...I am Mike "MachineGun" Marinoble

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The fucker who stole my gear back in '96. Jesus and his crew. David Lee Roth before he fried himself. Ernest Hemmingway. Muahammad Ali. Derren Brown. Zoey Deschanel. Rocky Marciano. Bruce Lee. My Great, great, great grandparents. Anybody in the Bush administration so I could beat their ass and get my vote back.

My Blog

My Friends Comment

A friend of mine made the following comment; "I have to agree with him about 9-11 being an inside job. I have a 9-11 blowing up in my stomach right now! I think I need to find a B-room! Hahaha!"
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:28:00 GMT

9-11 Jokes

My mom's a headhunter in New York City. Do you know what a "headhunter" is? A headhunter is somebody who is tasked with filling a job position with a qualified professional. For example, when a law fi...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:24:00 GMT