campaign for eeyore as original goth, broken (or fixed) rocker boys, 90s alternative, emily strange, thunderstorms, live music, ancient egypt, accents, film, cemetaries and graveyards, gargoyles, photography, people watching, theater, travel, writing, tattoos, yoga, academia, biting, cloves, europe, route 66, introspection, kissing, fire, angst, dive bars
I'd like to meet:
A true friend stabs you in the front. -- Oscar Wilde
What does one look for in a friend? Brutal honesty and a sarcastic wit, someone that can hold my attention. Anyone that would be at home amidst my menagerie of malcontents. Scruffy sauce-hounds are encouraged to apply.
Also, you must be willing to kill spiders. If you won't annihilate them, then at least be willing to relocate them to a place I can't see. This isnt an arbitrary vendetta against the arachnid family. My reason involves 40 stitches.
If you'd like to be more than friends -- I apologize, but you're too late. I have a boy that will whip up a gourmet meal and then serve it up with a side of bang. Can't beat that, can you? I didn't think so.
Music:
NIN, Ani Difranco, Juliana Hatfield, Tool, Stone Roses, Rhett Miller, Jonny Lives!, David Bowie, Incubus, The Cure, Depeche Mode, James, Soul Coughing, Queens of the Stone Age, Bellyfeel, Counting Crows, AFI, Type O Negative, Dead Milkmen, Radio Iodine, Belly, Lycia, Mazzy Star, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Fall Out Boy (shut up), Soul Asylum, Anna Nalick, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Peter Gabriel, Gin Blossoms, Nirvana, Old 97's, VAST, Jude, Cracker, Soup Dragons, Siouxsie, A Perfect Circle, Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, VNV Nation, Switchblade Symphony, Love Spirals Downward, Front Line Assembly, Catherine Wheel, Louis XIV, Dresden Dolls, She Wants Revenge
Movies:
Undergraduate Production Thesis – The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Some Kind of Wonderful, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Childhood Regression Library – The Phantom Tollbooth, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Flight of Dragons, The Last Unicorn, The Black Cauldron, Goonies, The Princess Bride
Anything else is unfair on the grounds that I’m a former (and possibly future) film major…
Television:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, My So Called Life, Felicity, Six Feet Under (hm, it would seem I have an affinity for things that are cancelled)
Currently – Lost, Grey’s Anatomy, Veronica Mars
Books:
The Secret Life of Bees(sue monk kidd), Wicked(gregory maguire), Fall on Your Knees(ann-marie macdonald), The Red Tent(anita diamant), The Handmaid's Tale(margaret atwood), Wuthering Heights(emily bronte), Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister(gregory maguire), The Memoirs of Cleopatra(margaret george), The Bell Jar(sylvia plath), Lightning on the Sun(robert bingham), To the Lighthouse(virginia woolf), Cry to Heaven(anne rice), Anne Sexton's Complete Poems, Jane Eyre(charlotte bronte) Poe short stories, anything by Anne Rice(even the pseudonymns, but pre-Jesus), The Alchemist(paulo coelho), Where the Wild Things Are(maurice sendak), The Awakening(kate chopin), The Yellow Wallpaper(charlotte perkins gilman), Running with Scissors(augusten burroughs), The Eyre Affair (jasper fforde), Fast Food Nation (eric schlosser), Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (chuck klosterman), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (stephen chbosky)
