The Epic of Steve, Chapter 9,978 |
Steve of the Marf Men sat idly by his hearth in his palace, eating juicy oranges and drinking of the gods' ambrosia, which they call Pepsi. His hair was long and his frame was lithe...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:23:00 GMT |
my favorite part of the holidays |
The Santa can.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:07:00 GMT |
HEY Everryone I just registterred for this FREE DATEING WEBBSITE! |
Thanks to Andrew and Jason for helping me keep over ONE MILLION SEXY SINGLES from using my myspace account.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:44:00 GMT |
I'm not the only one with schnozz issues. |
"At the 2006 Austin City Limits Music Festival, [Ben] Kweller was plagued with a bloody nose for the entirety of his set. After covering his guitar in blood, he attempted to stop the flow by inserting...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 23:28:00 GMT |
come on, feel the... |
If Sufjan Stevens ever gets around to making a "Pennsylvania" album, I hope he writes a song about this town: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia%2C_Pennsylvania
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:10:00 GMT |
excelsior! |
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/blackhole_note_030909.
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Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 18:32:00 GMT |
letter to the editor |
Dear Editor, In the "Viking Voices" section of the July 18th issue of the Western Front, my name was mispelled as "Steve Rhino." My name is, in fact, Steven Gary Rhinoceros III. I u...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:55:00 GMT |
rejected |
"Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo has revealed to Boston magazine that he is engaged, and will be married as soon as he finishes his Harvard degree this spring. Cuomo met his fiancee, Kyoko Iko, at a solo...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 00:02:00 GMT |
rock me amadeus! |
I'm in two bands now. Hence, I'm famous. I'm also pretentious. Anybody interested in seeing me get busy with the MicroKorg should free up either or both of the following dates:March 17Photosynthesizer...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:54:00 GMT |
get your Stapp on! |
LOS ANGELES (Feb. 16) - A videotape showing Kid Rock and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp engaging in explicit sexual activity with four female fans on a touur bus has been acquired by California com...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:13:00 GMT |
