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You sure do look frightful. You look like a loose sneaker. I might even go as far as to say that you

About Me


My name might be Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nrnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shnedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.I'm a big guy with lots of hair on my head and people like to ask me if I know that I look like Hagrid from the Harry Potter Movies. I suppose it doesn't help that I wear a beat-up yet comfortable brown outback trench coat or that I have a deep booming voice. Whispering can be difficult for me, as sounds in the lower registers tend to travel. I would like to take a crack at voice over work, maybe for a video game or animated film. People are forever telling me I have a great voice, and I suppose it would help if I had the opportunity to use it. I guess I have a great face for radio.
The Survey I Found On MySpace
Name: John
Birthday: November 11
Birthplace: Worcester
Current Location: North Brookfield
Eye Color: Hazel-brown-yellow-weird
Hair Color: Dark Brown on my skull, dark brown and blond in my beard (it's all natural)
Height: Six Feet and a Hand
Right Handed or Left Handed: Sinistrorsum
Your Heritage: Italian, Alsacean. There are Brazilian and Japanese people with my last name though.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Steel-Toe Boots
Your Weakness: Food.
Your Fears: Having my throat slit.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything. Blue whale and spotted owl, anyone?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into a shape I like.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "..."
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish that dream was real.
Your Best Physical Feature: My vocal cords.
Your Bedtime: usually around eleven o'clock post meridian.
Your Most Missed Memory: Trick interrogation? I'm guessing you meant I wish I could re-live it, so I would have to say the time my face was chewed on and mutilated by Caesar the dog. It's a unique thing that will never happen again.
Pepsi or Coke: Usually Diet Coke. I miss OK soda. However, Deit Pepsi is good too. I also drink a good deal of Diet Polar flavors, too.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Firstly, it's McDonald's (or McZargald's) and secondly, they both serve tasty slow deaths.
Single or Group Dates: Either, I guess. As long as at the end of the night the two couples go our seperate ways. You pervert.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Lemonade.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. With Tabasco.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. With Tabasco.
Do you Smoke: Only when someone sets me alight.
Do you Swear: Swear? As by a holy book? No. Curse? Yes, far too often, I'm afraid.
Do you Sing: Yes. Second Bass.
Do you Shower Daily: I remain clean.

Have you Been in Love: Still am.
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Might do it again, given the chance.
Do you want to get Married: I am now and shall remain so.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that I am extremely imperfect and that I am capable of unspeakable evils, but have been given the means to cast the demons aside and strive to do so daily.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes. In a car, if I am reading and my peripheral vision picks up the scenery passing by, I get the queasy bad thing.
Do you think you are Attractive: In a couple ways, I suppose I am.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them. Ride the lightning.
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I want to learn to play the Theremin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. It was tasty.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I almost sat on a pill bottle in my coat pocket.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not as such.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I never have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I never have.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably someone's heart as I walked through Wal-Mart.
Ever been Drunk: Once. I drank three quarters of a liter of Southern Comfort. I could still walk, but when I made it home, my dinner of baked ziti and meatballs returned with a vengance. No hangover the next morning
Ever been called a Tease: no.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: I would rather go without pain, because I've had enough already. I do not think I will die, though.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A father a son or daughter could be proud of.
What country would you most like to Visit: The European Continent. Japan as well. I would be a giant over there. Sometimes it is fun to stand out, and that would be one of the times.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Something complimentary
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Human
Best Clothing Style: My own.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs as in the recreational kind? Zero.
Number of CDs I own: Several hundred.
Number of Piercings: Zero.
Number of Tattoos: Zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything I did wrong.

My Interests

The Wife
My Family
Movies
3D Modeling
Drafting and Design
Writing
Sketching
Singing
Affrighting the normals
Words
Making puns
Sacrasm
Sculpting in duct tape
Collecting surgical instruments
Collecting Interesting Bones

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order: Archimedes, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Mike Patton, Rob Zombie, Neil Gaiman, Maynard Keenan, H.P. Lovecraft, Ron Perlman, Peter Jackson, Gerard Depardeau, Viggo Mortensen, James Earl Jones, Michael Nyman...plenty of others, too.

Music:

No particular order: Johnny Cash, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Rush, Dream Theater, Rob Zombie, Metallica, Van Halen, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, Vangelis, NIN, Tom Waits, Caroline's Spine, Mr Bungle, Mike Patton, Fantomas, TOOL, Meatloaf, Blue Man Group, Smashing Pumpkins, The Faint, Joe Satriani, They Might Be Giants, Enya, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Days of the New, Static-X, Fear Factory, Tangerine Dream, Rammstein, Sarah Brightman, Moby, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Stabbing Westward, Enigma, Loreena McKennitt, Collective Soul, Bjork, Weird Al Yankovic, Kraftwerk, Damon Albarn, Gorillaz, Michael Nyman, Dave Brubeck, VAST, Queen, The Clash, The Smiths, Prince (hah! bet you didn't see that one coming), Beethoven, Bach, Wagner (you know, the classics), Danny Elfman, John Williams, Manuel Barrueco, Angelo Batalamenti, Howard Shore, Einsturzende Neubauten, The Pogues, Dropkick Murphies, Matisyahu, Me and the Kid, Urker, Golgo Bordello, Morrisey, Magnifico, the Misfits, Juno Reactor ...more to be added later...

Movies:

Too many to list. For instance, I used to have a Netflix account and I rated over 5000 movies.

But I must list something.

The Princess Bride. Best. Movie. Ever.

You ARE the Brute Squad!

Television:

Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, 24, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Samurai Jack, INVADER ZIM, House, Mr. Bean, Star Trek: TNG, How It's Made, THE NEWS (I have my ear to the ground on a few topics, ususally science and technology), Metalocalypse, Dexter, Iron Chef (original series) ...

Books:

Bible (ver. 1611) Necronomicon (Olaus Wormius) Anything J.R.R. Tolkein Anything Neil Gaiman Anything H.P. LovecraftI've been catching up on Stephen King's more recent works. I am currently reading Lisey's Story and Blaze (it's a Bachman). I just finished a collection of Philip K. Dick short stories.

Heroes:

Truth: Jesus Christ
Fiction: Wolverine

My Blog

And awaaaaaaay we go!

Well, I did it. I have left Siemens Water Technologies Corporation. Monday the sixth will be my first day at Oldcastle Chase Precast, 1.9 miles from my house. That was a huge factor in my decisio...
Posted by HSRM The Right Sinistroversus Booszhius Tzar Beast on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

Work, Work, Work

So I am a geek and a nerd. Who knew? At work, I am currently working on a retrofit system that is a prototype bioreactor. Once all the glitches are worked out, the design will be r...
Posted by HSRM The Right Sinistroversus Booszhius Tzar Beast on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:07:00 PST

Waiting for the brain clouds to pass

For the love of Satan, shoot me now! I just want to extract my eyes and peel them with a wooden ice cream spoon! Work was evil today. I was working on the same drawing all day. If you know drafting yo...
Posted by HSRM The Right Sinistroversus Booszhius Tzar Beast on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:32:00 PST